very sad brick

i am a very sad brick

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My pp is the longest pp.

In my pants.

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I AM DICKSTRACTED

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We should just thank black people for their service and call that reparations

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Plumb Loyd Jr: Gorilla chucker at law

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triple butt

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scrotedicker's cat

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Half way through…

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God. Fucking. Witch Math.

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Children, where’s my pants?

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Haters havent realized the heroin ballmer curve

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I love games that only have cocksemitics and are not pay-to-win

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...in my stomach

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Im not addicted, im just a collector, I like collecting alcohol

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My life alert play tricky towers music when I die

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trolls = woke smurfs

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or M18 FUEL™ 4' Concrete Pencil Vibrator

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Me suggesting that my doctor use the M18™ 200’ Stiff Pipeline Inspection System for my colonoscopy

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If slaves won the civil war... slave dealerships?

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😚 #TrumpSmellsLikeAss