b. russell sprout 🎀💗

when you see a real b1tch, acknowledge it !!! // 27

[b. russell sprout 🎀💗 @sadplum]

i’ve got my eye on you

[h @ruinsunflower]

so there is this app called twitter

[𖤝 @tearrxv]

Oomfs that used to flirt on the tl ALL the time stopped interacting with each other

[S @Shaliiniiiii]

my therapist said 'what would you tell a friend going through this' and I said 'get your shit together' and she went quiet for a while

[tippity @tippity]

We’re done with millennial comedies about smoking weed and eating a lot of fast food bro we smoking crack and gay now

[b. russell sprout 🎀💗 @sadplum]

at least i entertain myself

[b. russell sprout 🎀💗 @sadplum]

music video cuz i don’t need the lyrics

[b. russell sprout 🎀💗 @sadplum]

gucci gucci kreayshawn

[Ayra ♡ @Airavibes_]

Pretend ur 11 and this a youtube search
bar

[b. russell sprout 🎀💗 @sadplum]

need to sleep for 15 yrs

[🪽 @tinyangelette]

we’re supposed to .

[b. russell sprout 🎀💗 @sadplum]

he must’ve bumped his head

[b. russell sprout 🎀💗 @sadplum]

i paid a dollar on two separate occasions ($2) to restore my snap streak with my best friend and i’m 27 yrs old is that so wrong 😭

[b. russell sprout 🎀💗 @sadplum]

and so the nonsense continues 😹😹

[never better @wiremxther]

the whiplash on this one was crazy

[b. russell sprout 🎀💗 @sadplum]

i never like cosmic brownies fr!

[b. russell sprout 🎀💗 @sadplum]

idk what this is @McDonalds but it’s not chicken