crybaby🐀

28//MN

[crybaby🐀 @sadpupperino]

#RatVerified

[alex 🐀 @tinysnekcomics]

why would i pay $8 to get a blue check if i could put a rat next to my name for free???

i’m calling on everyone to join me in becoming #RatVerified

[®️ @fuckyourtwitt3r]

ion play bout no mexican food ill pull up at el what the fuck ever 💯

[lil seltzer @Pretty_MexStar]

indeed must be balling the applications up and shoving it up they ass

[®️ @fuckyourtwitt3r]

i don’t play that “out for delivery” sht what fcking street you on

[perfect angel @girl__virus]

the rest is still unwritten you dumb bitch

[Crow @Croww_things]

CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW
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[toad @thelifeoftoad]

I've got bigger fish to fuck

[xtine @abowlcut]

bringing this “0_o” back. it displays such a specific emotion no modern day emoji could ever evoke

[fawn @fawnncel]

imagine eating a burger. thank you for imagining that for me. it means a lot

[L 🇨🇦 @Ann_Hedonia1]

Sorry can’t make it, my cat wants me at home tonight

[Crow @Croww_things]

Caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw

[່ @p2oum]

can a rich person just give me 500 like Omg u dont need it

[ShaneSaw M̷a̷s̷s̷a̷c̷r̷e̷ @FinalDude78]

just blocked someone for saying they hate Halloween do not fuck with me

[Cap @Cap1tology]

Yeah real funny bro @Apple you got me fucked up if you think I’m doing the dick and balls maneuver

[ً @ImAVeteran_]

Holiday dates LEAKED

Halloween - 10/31
Thanksgiving - 11/26
Christmas - 12/25
New Years - 1/1

[lesbian father of 4 (jo) @HowdyItsJo]

call her lyndon the way she b. on my johnson

[zombie man @0boymeetsw0rld]

life dont come with eggroll you gotta order it

[wicked wigger of the west @Nick_Cerveza]

Barnes and noble should have a bar

[Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred]

I got the Covid vaccine and sure enough five years later sent a text to the wrong person