Nick

he/him

[Nick @sadsunshower]

@zhuowei none arm with left eabi

[Dwarf Fortress Bugs @DwarfFortBugs]

7817: Insurrections don't work properly

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@ekuber @CyberGovAU I'm referring to seL4 :P although as you say QNX obviously benefits from 40 years worth of experience and an ecosystem

[Nick @sadsunshower]

SPL (sussy program loader)

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Hate the edge case where someone else decides to run my programs. Doesn't happen very often but it always seems to break something

[Nick @sadsunshower]

When you like functional programming and types but you aren't good enough at them to articulate why: https://t.co/uWm1ZSGTYa

[Nick @sadsunshower]

what did you just call me?

[Nick @sadsunshower]

distributed systems are hard, no CAP

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an unforeseen consequence of the gpu shortage: no longer being able to boot raspberry pis

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@Foone @WysWyg_Protogen ford escape more like freon escape

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@ralismark @abiramen @lukefisklennon how do i give someone twitter awards?

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@jashankj When you said "something legal" I originally imagined you were going to sue Microsoft for too much memory usage

[Nick @sadsunshower]

Why do people think microkernels are slow?

Because everything's happening at the user's pace

[Nick @sadsunshower]

You think this programming language supports exceptions? err...no

[Nick @sadsunshower]

Always wear proper equipment while using a keyboard for maximum type safety

[Nick @sadsunshower]

Protip: If your CI/CD pipelines are too long, try CI/DVD