sadiyah

I laugh at dumb funny things

[sadiyah @sadzzkhan]

If you aren’t into fast cars I don’t want you

[PAM @ParamPam1990]

🤣🤣 Islam Makhachev with a hilarious story about Umar Nurmagomedov at UFC 311 media day.🤣👇
"...and then Umar put diesel in our car. From that moment we tell everybody "don't give your kids to the Muay Thai school when they are young" (Umar started with Muay Thai).🤣

[Makhachev Islam @MAKHACHEVMMA]

Walk it like you talk it 😎

[Redd @ReddCinema]

why is sleeping at night so hard but sleeping in the morning is like drifting away on a soft fluffy cloud while adele sings you a lullaby

[Mitchelle Karoro @KaroroMitchelle]

I am slowly teaching myself that someone else's emergency is not my emergency

[Jenni @hashjenni]

"You saw me and didn't even say hi!"

Me :

[jynx @jynxbby]

men are always like “i hate myself for what i did to you” like yea i hate you too

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

my therapist once said "people don't abandon the people they love, they abandon the people they're using" and that was all the closure i needed

[jynx @jynxbby]

lord please don’t send no more retarded ass men into my life

[Zoya🕊️ @Zoya_ki_batein]

Men used to go to war, now they escape communication & accountability in order to not apologize.

[SANAYE @itsniyahsanaye]

its literally never my loss , im a good ass gf idc what nobody say

[stressed @onlystresstoday]

The best revenge is none. Heal, move on with your life, and don’t become like the people who traumatized you.

[INTERIOR PORN @INTERIORPORN1]

dream home

[Ian Smith, Sr. @iansmithfitness]

Making sure your wife never has to work a stupid fucking 9-5 ever again should be standard operating procedure for men.

[Rina B.Xhiha🐾 @rinaxhiha]

May this type of love chase ME , finds ME 😭

[Qadi @Bigqadi]

I’m no better than an old person

[nabeelah @nxbilxhhhh]

Malaysia - Hb Umar 25/5/23
At a da'wah event for Media personalities

Question:
A male dressed as a woman stood and asked: I am representing the LGBT here and I have a question for Habib Umar.

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

His fish friends back home are never going to believe him

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

Marriage

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

She gave him two options to choose from ... 😂