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@achillghost @ladygreenkirtle “You just lost The Game.”

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@aelfred_D Testudo would work better…

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@ThatSpringerNH @FXKML (He’s agreeing with you, read again.)

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@BlackIshgvm @MattWalshBlog Well, Matt claimed there were less than 30; you claimed a minimum of 24, but you only listed 13 (despite having to extend back to the 1930s). And five total in years starting with “2.” Feels like you should be able to note at least 36 total in order to not be gaslighting here.

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@theblessedsalt @OVTweetmarck If it were Easter, it’d have been deafening.

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@SethBorman @LoopyLemonMusic @MTabarrok No, they’re supposed to be. But that hasn’t had much influence on speed limits for decades now.

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@IAMRYT36 @iowahawkblog Honestly, I’d buy a Miele car at this point. Talk about bulletproof.

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@xwanyex It’s a little like the mule with a spinning wheel…

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@WaterSmoothRock @WomanDefiner Neither was Manafort.

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@MoreCoffeeJim @Heminator This is not a chawade…

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@eigenrobot @syntoythesis I've seen memes you people wouldn't believe, ceiling cats watching you masturbate over your shoulder…
I watched Christmas lights glitter in the dark to the Trans-Siberian Orchestra…
All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.

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@mattbramanti The Fructis room is to dye for.

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@uchwytne @philagelio @MazzucatoM Invisible hands though, apparently.

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@Mirokuofnite @PeninsulaBoy217 @interstatejuche Those are legit German exports though.

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@PeninsulaBoy217 @interstatejuche To be fair, “American” is the flavor here. They have a more traditional English sausage, a German frankfurter style, ones with peri peri, et al. The jar and brine is just how this company has been doing it for like a hundred years.

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@nepuun @tetsuya_00x @boykyoto358 They even managed to pass a law to *allow* illegals to vote in New York municipal elections, but the State Courts struck it down before this vote.

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@SarahisCensored You’re claiming it’s been around for at least a year, but all your own search results here show only posts from the last 48 hours. Can you show me one post older than @SamaHoole’s original?

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@pcolanole @ChrisMartzWX For those who don’t habla Español.

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@St_Rev @eigenrobot Larson received so much confusion from readers on this panel that he even made a rare exception to his “don’t explain the joke” rule.

Oysters and mussels only grow below the waterline, so that indicates the rock they’re on will be underwater when the tide rolls back in.

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@damintoell @iowahawkblog Unless of course, someone comes up with 6 minute abs…