keanu peej

she/her // Main character but it’s the spinoff series

[keanu peej @safetyfeature]

Wow I love this scene in Fellowship of the Ring

[Micro steven loves you @Reabotnik]

I'll block a bitch on my rotom phone

[Liz Charboneau @lizchar]

There are Philadelphias everywhere for the eye to see

[broiled @broiledcrawfish]

I’ve come to terms, my baby is a bird

[𝚂𝚑𝚒. ✶ @chamoulie]

people without any whimsy scare me. why are you like that. where are your trinkets

[keanu peej @safetyfeature]

This app is essentially dead to me but I’m putting out there into the universe that 2026 will be my year of Making Bad Art. Bad Art is important. Make Bad Art this year. Thx

[hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge]

i tried that greyscale iphone trick and my screen time doubled . i think i was excited because it felt like i was in Eastern Europe

[˗ˏˋ ryn ˎˊ˗ @onlineryn]

too drunk at the xmas function can’t stop asking “ohh was the grink there?” anytime someone tells a story even though no one gets the reference

[Adam Sharp @AdamCSharp]

There’s a word in modern Hungarian slang, egérmozi, which describes watching films (or shows) on your phone. It means “mouse cinema”

[𝕕ℝ𝕖𝕫 @dRez]

Lisan Al Gaib

[Anna Kramer @anna_c_kramer]

wrote about the jeans of the future for the @washingtonpost. the visuals in this are 🔥, especially if you're curious about how jeans are designed and how they've changed over time https://t.co/wUMA94qGsz

[respectful huff @alexqarbuckle]

PUNXSUTAWNEY PHIL: I see a holy war spreading across the universe like unquenchable fire. Fanatical legions worshipping at the shrine of my father’s skull. A WAR IN MY NAME!!

PENNSYLVANIANS: SPRING! SPRING! SPRING!

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

Aliens (completely bewildered) so the groundhog

Me: is clairvoyant, yes

[araña @xanathgum]

how it feels like realizing that the joke you intended to be playful towards your friend came off as mean

[Jacob Oller @JacobOller]

Gonzo from Muppet Christmas Carol you have to stop. you narrate too tough. your Wonka hat too different. your chicken wife is too bad. they'll kill you

[cary @brokebackstan]

spotify is trying to make a gay commune in berkeley, a lesbian commune in burlington, and a bisexual commune in cambridge

[keanu peej @safetyfeature]

Reading about marine iguanas and this is exactly like going for a little walk to warm up while working in an office building in the summer

[keanu peej @safetyfeature]

Why do they look mad at each other :(

[Eat DC @eat_dc]

The @2fiftybbq × @ChikoFRC collaboration went so quickly last week that they brought it back through Thursday. Chopped brisket with bbq hoisin sauce and bread & butter pickles in steamed buns for $9. More of this!

[Dean Dobbs @DeanDobbs]

hi ken