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http://t.co/xAs2Ksi1P1 What would I do?

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I never drop names but I frequently drop babies. http://t.co/jjaJUqbOUc

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The Supreme Court is like regular court but with sour creme, guacamole and extra cheese. http://t.co/MM4n3x5Bw2

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Nothing makes you look like an alcoholic more than not knowing how you got a cut on your face. http://t.co/3IZOuhSM5W

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Do hipster chicks wear sweatpants that say "DRY" on the butt? http://t.co/kj5jTPMtck

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It's wisest to pick the side of the person who knows the most shit about you http://t.co/4xFj03dRO9

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http://t.co/ki3HQVbr Oh vajazzled is definitely going on my bucket list. I'll pity the fool that has to jazzle my vag.

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http://t.co/R2J6P9Nn I won't travel to certain regions of the world simply because of the spiders that reside there.

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I'm still pissed that "testicle Tuesday" never took off. http://t.co/cQmLWniL

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@dennskymcfish http://twitpic.com/eu2bw - nope...lol

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http://tinyurl.com/n4rx4p Yahoo! Mail

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wonder's if he looked like a ghost

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FB RT: Dustin Elliot Lilly is about to fry some gator meat--hope it's good!! ewwwwwwwwwwwww

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nothing, i was playing around

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RT @TheTallBarber: mmmmm.... red robin 2 nights in a row... this time have some dessert coming weeeeeee. pic to follow!...........what?????

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bbl takin hubby to doctors....fun fun

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no i didnt rick, i was a sick kitten last night

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ha ha yes i was talking to Ivy_Licious pfft

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ha ha yes i was talking to ivy pfft

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D<thetallbarber> like this?