earnest texter

just a lamb tied to a post outside of a Mediterranean restaurant :/

she/her

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The Astros shirt. Houston photos.

[BECK @bathroomass]

And then when all hope is lost, who comes down the mountain but the grinch himself

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Baby's day out today (listening to Suicidal Tendencies and Rage Against the Machine with my father in the Starbucks drive thru)

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@pissangel_mp3 I laughed out loud so ugly

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Trying to get my dad into Deli Girls

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@skylarcohn Attractiveness is not tied relationship status. Big ole myth. Just like the one that u r ugly. Massively false.

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Hate that I live in a dimension where my father can turn on Primus in the car and shout "speaking of [INSERT EX GF NAME HERE]!"

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Niall should petrol bomb you.

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Ideal dykesona

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My dad hates tea he refers to it as either "flat swill" or "sock water"

[cat_lasagña @cat_lasagna]

@limitlessjest Colombo rules

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A revelation in textile versatility!

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Covid mask chihuahua bonnet. That's all I got.

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@deepfriednudes Thanks needed this

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Sent latest beloved Columbo tweet to my father he just responded "truth." Men are terrifying.

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Chasten Buttigieg

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3:21 am honey time to be really really sad and watch Daria. yes honey.

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@DianaStarshine Yes ofc I am uncool basic lesbian so therefore I would loooovveee to let princess king slobberrrrr allllll overrrr meeee ughhhh moaannnn how could u tell?!?