SP

I’d be too powerful if I had an attention span

[SP @sagethestallion]

My first banger of a tweet and it’s about Lyme disease being a woman in STEM really is a full time job

[SP @sagethestallion]

@Patrick_Filios @RyanMarino Did a tick write this

[Lauren Rinaldi 🧚‍♀️ @LRinaldiArt]

Just circling back

[Mr Demos of Pnyx @gem_ste]

Definitive proof that "I never thought leopards would eat MY face" is the greatest tweet in this app's history.

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

absolutely LOVE your “quick & easy dinner idea: maple chicken, sweet potato, & sprouts sheet-pan meal” but might i introduce you to my even quicker & easier dinner idea: “buttered toast”

[SP @sagethestallion]

@flaviusvalens1 Flav plz stop posting banger after banger my bank account cannot handle it

[dea 𓆈 @ch8rileon]

make a million more movies together now

[Sethy @Brizksie]

what is Zohran Mamdani’s plan to ensure another Resident Evil movie with Zach Cregger?

[🐈‍⬛ @milosmiata]

“i travel to find myself” “i travel to experience different cultures” well i travel to expand my fridge magnet collection

[zoë rose bryant @zoerosebryant]

the second adaptation of the odyssey this year

[SP @sagethestallion]

@flaviusvalens1 Omfg

[party mom @fifimcfae]

girl, read james baldwin.

[NixUniverse 🐦‍🔥 @TheNixUniverse]

The literal vice president of the United States saying “give us another chance” after 2 years of pure dystopia is fucking insane and you’re an idiot if you vote for them

[B. @shall0wabyss]

“fucking the text man for texts” is still one of society's most influential works

[bug girl @buggirl]

sobbing every time i take my little cat to the vet because she hides in my arms for comfort and how beautiful is it that this tiny creature trusts me to protect her from sinister forces (being put on the scale and told how cute and perfect she is)

[maria 𐙚 @hikaqtt]

rip arthur morgan you would've loved barbie horse adventures games

[helena riley @freshhel]

I don't like casual sex but its only cause im mean

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

Mitch McConnell has spent his career opposing paid sick leave and cutting healthcare.

He just took 3 months of paid leave, with healthcare care subsidized by taxpayers.

They oppose the things for us that they give to themselves.

[Appodlachia @appodlachia]

Yeah there ain’t nothin going on up there

[Naomi Kritzer naomikritzer.bsky.social @NaomiKritzer]

This story is nightmarish. https://t.co/kjP6nJw2KB for the de-paywalled version. (I have a Wired subscription but there doesn't seem to be a "gift link" option.)

Kamran Ahmed, Brendan Pitfield, and Jacob Gomberg should be followed by their actions for the rest of their lives.

[Sean @SeanDaBlack]

GET HIS ASS BIG RACHE