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Lefty loosey loonie. Views are my own.

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@karaokelaydee @Aoa2574 @maddenifico Yeah. Confirms he doesn't have a driver's licence.

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@Upliftingvision @Morbidful When we do good deeds to be good people when nobody's watching it shows good character.

Bragging to everyone about your good deeds tells them that you really just want to manage your reputation.

[yeah nah angie @yeahnahangie]

May Day solidarity zooper dooper (as cold as the heart of anyone who speaks of growing up in poverty, then refuses to raise the rate of welfare when in power) 😤😤😤

[Margaret Henzig @MargaretHenzig]

THOSE WHO WANT US TO WORK UNTIL AGE 70 AND THOSE WHO WON’T HIRE US AFTER 50 ARE THE EXACT SAME PEOPLE

[Ben Davison @Ben_Davison1]

It’s always sad when the last two of an endangered species aren’t even a breeding pair….maybe quotas weren’t such a bad idea?

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As a woman, I'll admit to being utterly dumbfounded by the trans toilet debate. The only thing I've thought about regarding the human in the next cubicle is, "So sorry my shit stinks sooo bad." Never occurred to me to think about their genitals. Guess I'm just selfish that way.

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@babytit_s You're worth more than any engagement ring. It's basically an expensive version of slut shaming
You get to keep the ring if he calls the wedding off because you're now devalued as a potential bride.

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@Superboot55 Yeah, nah.

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In today's edition of Tales from the Chalkface Stacey meets with the principal wearing socks that have been 'Ajaked' and covers this up with a long skirt covered in lint and dog hair. Follow me for more tips on being your professional best.

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My new classroom at my new school has an air purifier. That is all. This is a tweet that should be so normal it isn't worthy of comment, let alone tweeting about.

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

I had no money growing up. My dad was a labourer and my mum did everything to make ends meet. Men worked hard. Women worked miracles. But education was free. As was the local library. I knew books were my passport to a better life. #SupportLibraries

[Marty Fields @Martyfields]

I adore Australia. I’m dead set true blue. But I think we should change the date of Australia Day. Let’s change it to a date that encompasses everything about our great country. Our inclusiveness, our history, our friendliness and a fair go. I vote for May 8. Mate Day.

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Called telco to transfer my account after moving house. After the constant upselling and hearing their terms and conditions, I changed my mind. Told them I just wanted to terminate my old account. Then it got testy. I fucking hate dealing with telcos. All of them.

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Honestly, as a white person, if you don't say, "Fucking white people," multiple times a week, do you even history?

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Me: The kids are going away for a fortnight. I'm gonna chill and it'll be great
Also me: I should totally adopt that dog. He's just as crazy as my current dog.
Sigh.

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@erfbeeass But, it didn't make it worse though, right?

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@Superboot55

[Tony @TonyIKnow]

Just so we're clear:

Rich White boy - doesn't understand consequences of his actions at 21yo, poor Blak boy - goes to jail at 10yo.

#NSWpol #springst