Rajiv Ranjan

Passion is excelling at designing & print. Am a proud Indian, a paraplegic on wheelchair... but my philosophy is disability is a state of mind.... life is great

[Rajiv Ranjan @sagitaire07]

@UPPCLLKO @CeoNoida Why is Sector 70, #Noida facing so many frequent power cuts and voltage fluctuations? It is destroying our home appliances. Please do something ...

[Rajiv Ranjan @sagitaire07]

...and these idiots will make India a 'Super Power'. What a joke. @Ivervval

[Abhijit Iyer-Mitra @Iyervval]

Sums up this whole protest and this whole “party”. I wondered who’d be stupid enough to follow these clowns…. Well now you know

[Abhijit Iyer-Mitra @Iyervval]

Sums up this whole protest and this whole “party”. I wondered who’d be stupid enough to follow these clowns…. Well now you know

[Rajiv Ranjan @sagitaire07]

Had a very agonizing experience too... @richaanirudh Totally agree!

[richa anirudh @richaanirudh]

सिर्फ नाम बदल देने से काम नहीं बदल जाता... Same pathetic services at @MaxHealthcare Noida which was earlier Jaypee hospital....
NOTHING has changed! They must have thought ki Max ke naam se patients aa jayenge. Yes, but what after that??

[richa anirudh @richaanirudh]

सिर्फ नाम बदल देने से काम नहीं बदल जाता... Same pathetic services at @MaxHealthcare Noida which was earlier Jaypee hospital....
NOTHING has changed! They must have thought ki Max ke naam se patients aa jayenge. Yes, but what after that??

[Rajiv Ranjan @sagitaire07]

Serves them bloody right...

[Oxomiya Jiyori 🇮🇳 @SouleFacts]

A Bihar bride’s father arranged food for 100 wedding guests.

The groom’s side showed up with 200. 😂

The father, in his fury, mixed jamalgota (a powerful laxative) into the food.

What followed was absolute chaos. Grown men sprinting toward fields. Water bottles flying. Dhotis flapping in the wind. The entire baraat became a 100 metre dash nobody signed up for. 🏃💨

And the baraatis? They’ve collectively sworn off attending weddings for the foreseeable future.

Honestly, this is more common in India than we admit. You RSVP for 50 and 150 show up in silk sherwanis expecting a 5 course meal. One day, every angry father in law in waiting is going to take notes from Bihar.

The real wedding crashers got crashed. 💀

shouldve read the invitation card harder baraatis

#IndianWeddings #Bihar #Baraat #DesiProblems

[Rajiv Ranjan @sagitaire07]

@pradip103 He is the proverbial village idiot. By his logic, if a book written 100 years ago in UK doesn't mention Christmas, does it mean it must not be celebrated in England now? Dumbass...

[Rajiv Ranjan @sagitaire07]

@Suhelseth @realDonaldTrump Proves my strong belief that collectively, #Americans are the greatest 'natural born idiots' of the world... all brawn, no brain! @Suhelseth

[Rajiv Ranjan @sagitaire07]

So a bunch of septuagenarians, The #Scorpions will come to 'perform' 'heavy metal', and we will foolishly burn holes in our collective pockets to watch them croak. After all, which other part of globe will fund their retirement... @HrishiKay @ARanganathan72 @RajivSo17483217

[Rajiv Ranjan @sagitaire07]

What is wrong with @UPPCLLKO? Our electricity connection is getting randomly cut despite all bills paid. The worst part, our online payments are not reflecting... @CeoNoida @CMOfficeUP @myogioffice Please help

[Rajiv Ranjan @sagitaire07]

@JhaSanjay @JhaSanjay for an educated and erudite Bihari, why do you deliberately act obtuse? Don't quote selectively. BTW don't you read the responses? Almost 90% troll you? Does that not mean something statistically?

[Rajiv Ranjan @sagitaire07]

@IGLConnect @HardeepSPuri @OfficeofHSP It's more than 2 months since we applied for IGL connection for Sector 70, Noida. Paid advance. Nothing has happened. Only lip service. Very disappointing experience.

[Rajiv Ranjan @sagitaire07]

@CeoNoida @CMOfficeUP Sir, your immediate intervention required for protecting safety and security of residents of A-104 to A-115 from Commercial Builders of Commercial Plot No, 1, Sector 70, Noida. Please help!

[Rajiv Ranjan @sagitaire07]

@TejashwiYdvRJD Wah re Samajwadi! Chartered Uddan Khatole me! Ye hain Garibon ke Masiah! Irony dies a 1000 death

[Rajiv Ranjan @sagitaire07]

@CMDelhi kya pradhanmantriji ke aane ki khushi me Okhla ki saari bijli band kar di gai hai @PmModi @narendramodi @gupta_rekha

[Rajiv Ranjan @sagitaire07]

@priyanka2bharti @SudhanshuTrived It is not 'Dar' Madam... no dignified person would like to engage with a person whose debating levels have redfined the nadir of debasement of language and logic. @SudhanshuTrived @priyanka2bharti

[Rajiv Ranjan @sagitaire07]

@Suhelseth The apt observation is the thick skin and the amazing ability of 'We, the people' to bear stench and filth around us... a damn shame!

[Rajiv Ranjan @sagitaire07]

Is #Google voice command on android phones not working today? On asking to a call a number, #Gemini is reading out a code instead 😆 @sundarpichai @Google @GoogleIndia

[Rajiv Ranjan @sagitaire07]

So why the goddamn nautanki of obtaining PUC? @CMODelhi