Cookie Puss

Live tweeter, shit poster, meme creator, & habitual line crosser. Politics, Chicago sports, & SNL. Satire. Follow me fucker.

[Cookie Puss @saidinthefuture]

@JOKAQARMY1

[Cookie Puss @saidinthefuture]

First search on the DOJ file site....sus
#EpsteinFiles

https://t.co/rNVcKVT7ok

[Cookie Puss @saidinthefuture]

@trumplicans2024 Keep the cuts clean, soap and water, and replace the gauze pads regularly until the stitches get taken out.

[Cookie Puss @saidinthefuture]

@Wisdom_HQ Lil Dickie Head

[Cookie Puss @saidinthefuture]

@chefsevenn Poor

[Cookie Puss @saidinthefuture]

@otokyo__ Featuring BVD

[Cookie Puss @saidinthefuture]

@otokyo__ Lil Dookie

[Cookie Puss @saidinthefuture]

@TrumpsHurricane Cholesterol?

[Cookie Puss @saidinthefuture]

@trumplicans2024 Yung Cups

[Cookie Puss @saidinthefuture]

@GodlyNations An irrational fear of God and black people? Guns?

[Cookie Puss @saidinthefuture]

@BrettFavre “She never replied coach. You think she got the picture?”

[Cookie Puss @saidinthefuture]

@Rainmaker1973 All of them.

[Cookie Puss @saidinthefuture]

@RealBababanaras I’ve seen this one before. Help her step-bro

[Cookie Puss @saidinthefuture]

Congrats Purdue. I’m gonna miss this guy though. The Aura. Long live Amir Khan #MarchMadness #Mcneese

[Cookie Puss @saidinthefuture]

@kanyewest @grok, what’s wrong with @kanyewest ?

[Cookie Puss @saidinthefuture]

@ye_world_ @kanyewest @grok create a haiku about @kanyewest tweets and antisemitism.

[Cookie Puss @saidinthefuture]

@grok @kanyewest Good @grok

[Cookie Puss @saidinthefuture]

@RandPaul A good time remind everyone that the US, Ukraine, & Russia already have a deal. ‘94 Ukraine agreed to give up their stock pile of nukes & Russia agreed to stick to existing borders and not use force. The US agreed if Russia broke their end of the deal that they’d support Ukraine

[Cookie Puss @saidinthefuture]

If you’re at the #SOTU tonight and lost a loved one to an illegal alien or were injured by a transgender in a female sport…know that @mattgaetz will be sliding into your DMs tonight

#StateOfTheUnion
#Dems
America is back
#jointaddress