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[🇲🇾 OF 🍉 #RakyatJagaRakyat 🇲🇾 @OkinaFitto]

REKOD COVID-29 DI MALAYSIA

Kita simpan sini, buat sejarah anak cucu kita..

18 Mac: 117 kes
19 Mac: 110 kes
20 Mac: 130 kes
21 Mac: 153 kes
22 Mac: 123 kes
23 Mac: 212 kes
24 Mac: 106 kes
25 Mac: 172 kes
26 Mac: 235 kes
27 Mac: 130 kes
28 Mac: 159 kes
29 Mac: 150 kes

[g @34rths]

Taking my big thoughts to big places so they feel small

[𖤐 𝐏𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐫 𖤐 @Peterisrandom]

My neighbor texted me today 😭

[Charly Wargnier @DataChaz]

life before this tweet:

[KroniRakyat @KroniRakyat]

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[The Futurizts @TheFuturizts]

If I could restart my financial journey, I would do these 6 things:

1. Aim for RM5k-10k emergency fund during my first 2 years of working.

2. Split my salary into 4 weeks to spend, so I don’t run out of money during the start of month.

3. Avoid BNPL unless I pay myself the same amount.

4. Ensure my money is working for me in ASB, ASM, digital banks, and cash apps.

5. Learn to differentiate between WANTS and NEEDS.

6. Only spend on things that truly bring value to me.

What about you? 🧐

[Che Sayang Kitchen @CheSayang_]

Lauk telur ni yang paling evergreen. Tak kira awal atau hujung bulan tetap jadi pilihan. Selamat mencuba!

[Tony Montana 🦅 @Y_X_sucks]

Burit ko jatuh.. 🤣

Memang terlayang semangat tu jika terkejut dgn insiden demikian.. 😅

[Faiz Fayeshz 🇲🇾 @faizfayeshz]

Sesungguhnya kita semua dah tua 😩

[Dibs @adibhazlami]

Contoh meniaga ikut mood

[sleve mcdichael @sleve_mcdichael]

baby on my train just absolutely BLASTING bubbles everywhere

[izzi @IzzraifHarz]

that one makcik that sells the best nasi lemak but only open kedai according to her mood that day.

[na. @jiwonieranika]

& terjawablah kenapa hukum islam kena ada saksi mata yang melihat sesuatu kesalahan. 4 orang saksi untuk zina / liwat. 2 orang saksi untuk kes kewangan / jenayah lain selain zina liwat. relevant sampai ke harini.

sebab teknologi mudah menyebarkan fitnah.

[Hobin Jang Hobin @HobinJangHobin_]

Uno reverse 👀

[Caitlin Johnstone @caitoz]

Some guy broke into my house and set up residence in the study room. He says his grandparents used to live in this house and now he won't leave.

My family and I tried to kick him out but he got very violent. He brings in his friends and they help beat us up if we ever try to make him leave.

They keep saying I hate the guy because of his religion. I don't even care about his religion, I just don't like sharing my house with some random outsider who broke in here out of nowhere and took my stuff.

"The poor guy just wants one room to call his own," his friends say in his defense. "You and your family have all the surrounding rooms in the house, and yet you have a problem with the guy having sovereignty over ONE room? That's kind of bigoted and evil."

He keeps throwing stuff at me and my family if we get too close to his door, saying we make him feel afraid. His friends say it's understandable because his room is surrounded by enemies who hate him just for existing, but we don't hate him for existing, we hate him because he forcibly inserted himself into our home and keeps throwing stuff at us.

And what's weird is whenever I explain my situation to normal people they completely understand where I'm coming from and agree the guy is being a dick, but if I talk to the police or the local paper they always side with the guy. Almost everyone in town hates this guy now because of how he's been acting, but everyone in power does everything they can to protect him. It's like there's a total disconnect between the authorities and the will of the public on this particular issue.

It's having a nastier and nastier effect on the community at large all across town. The police have been showing up to arrest anyone who says they think the guy's being an asshole. The paper keeps printing these obnoxious lies telling everyone that me and my family are the real criminals and the guy is actually sweet and awesome. It's really unfair.

Things have been so tense and hostile ever since this guy showed up. I honestly think it would be better if he'd never moved in here at all, but whenever I say that his friends claim I'm saying the guy should be exterminated and try to get me in trouble.

It's a real mess, man.

That guy sucks.

[Ahmed @arkotwiss7]

Twitter islamophobe meets a Muslim irl

[ALUTHEDON @Mbakaza4L]

Doing this next to Priyanka Chopra an Indian nationalist that supports a government cracking down on Muslims and minorities, is poetic by Javier Bardem. A legend.

[Bilal Fahrur Rozie @BilalFahrur]

Fyi... tahu gak mengapa hari tasyriq disebut dengan nama itu?

Dahulu sebelum adanya kulkas, di hari² tasyriq, orang² pada memotong² daging dan menjemurnya di bawah terik matahari. Nah... kegiatan inilah yang biasa disebut dengan 'tasyriq'.

Oleh karena itu, 3 hari setelah Idul Adha biasa disebut dengan hari tasyriq.

[The Muslim Cowboy @MercifulMessage]

We already exposed this

She is a Jewish porn star pretending to be a muslim

[ALUTHEDON @Mbakaza4L]

this should hurt to look at. this should make you feel sick. this is one of the worst tragedies in human history and you can see it from space.