Sam

Empowering meninist.

[MLB GIFS @MLBGIFs]

Baseball gif of the year?! 😱

[Yus @itsyusri]

Unpopular opinion: kalau dah 20-an masih lagi kerap miss subuh, maknanya prioriti hidup anda dah tersasar.

Masa untuk muhasabah dan berubah.

[Thevesh @Thevesh]

I find it very ... strange but also predictable that Malaysian politicians are so captivated by Trump branding.

Strange because ... well, you wouldn't expect leaders of a Muslim country to be fond of Trump.

Predictable because ... same immature playground mentality.

[Pajirul @FaFazriFa]

Isa Samad.

[Ahmad Nu'man @numanmazlan]

Ironi betul budak gay nak sebut pasal anak cucu 'mati bergelimpangan', anak cucu tu tak sempat wujud pun sebab kau dah lakukan 'pembunuhan etnik' awal-awal.

[𝐁𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐚 𝐇𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐝𝐧’𝐭 🍋 @nabilfikran10]

Ali : I feel so good today!!

Abu : Really, Why?

Ali : Because I successfully woke up this morning and performed solat Subuh

Abu : Okay.. So before this, you rarely woke up for Subuh ?

Ali : 😔

Moral: Never kill someone's happiness by focusing on the negativity

[Eqhwan @Eqhwan94]

Salam reformasi 20 tahun! Sama-sama hapuskan diktator!

@anwaribrahim @PKR_MALAYSIA

[ESPN @espn]

Arike Ogunbowale warming up the handles 🏀

[🔻 Muhammad Azri 🇲🇾🇵🇸 @Sir_Azri]

Senyum minta penampor ke apa ni?

[Sam @saiful9393]

😥

[WebMD @WebMD]

Did you know that 20% of heart attacks are "silent" -- meaning you don't even know when you're having one? 😮

[Sam @saiful9393]

Mak ai dia ni bukan semalam masuk mahkamah ke.

[Mohd Najib Tun Razak @NajibRazak]

Hari ini 4 April?

Bukan. Hari ini 35 Mac lah.

Ikut kalendar Mujahid.

[Sam @saiful9393]

@yuIianacndy @ojamoja Sexually living together before legit marriage.

[Tajuddin Kamil @TajuddinKamil]

Sure, sure. That's why your dance buddy Siti Kassim got away scot free and your buddy Lim Guan Eng was given a discharge. The whole world laughs at this statement of yours.
https://t.co/tXZn8dWLmN

[9GAG ❤️ Memeland @9GAG]

Knowing you have a day off tomorrow is more relieving than the actual day off.

[elle @hahelbeauonline]

Delays are meant to save your lives.

[Ahmad Nu'man @numanmazlan]

Umat Islam Palestin dibom diserang, umat Islam China ditindas diseksa, umat Islam Mali dibunuh beramai-ramai tapi Ketua HAM PBB bisu, tiba-tiba Brunei laksana hudud dia bising.

HAM barat hanyalah alat untuk memenuhi hawa nafsu dan mengekang syariat Islam.

[Amar Ismat @amarismat]

Ini adalah thread bagi mereka yang berminat untuk mengenali ISMA @ikatanmuslimin Malaysia dengan lebih dekat.

#ISMA
#MalaysiaNegaraIslam

[Premier League @premierleague]

Next month, we will crown our 2018/19 #PL champions 🏆

[Syed Kamal Rizuan @kamalrizuan_]

1. Kerajaan yang sikapnya seolah-olah mereka masih lagi pembangkang.

2. Mencari salah parti lain disaat masalah negara makin berleluasa.

3. YB Gangster, biadab dan celupar lebih byk dari golongan profesional.

4. Tiada prinsip dan kekuatan.