saige🌲

#1 cheesy roll up defender

[saige🌲 @saigietweets]

i love fucking around and i love finding out

[saige🌲 @saigietweets]

@breakyrteef haven’t worked in a restaurant in 3 years but that tablet doordash noise still haunts me

[saige🌲 @saigietweets]

@pharbpeyton amen

[saige🌲 @saigietweets]

there are bison in yellowstone

[saige🌲 @saigietweets]

math makes me mad

[saige🌲 @saigietweets]

i wish i had a day off so i could clean my room and do my laundry

[saige🌲 @saigietweets]

i could never have a true sneaky link because i am physically incapable of keeping any secret of my own to myself ever

[saige🌲 @saigietweets]

do the people concerned with the covid conscious lesbian bar in rural massachusetts know you can be immunocompromised and turnt

[saige🌲 @saigietweets]

when your workplace lowkey homophobic

[saige🌲 @saigietweets]

@portra400slut wait so i would be scared

[saige🌲 @saigietweets]

@ann0champagne i think about this sometimes

[saige🌲 @saigietweets]

i hate when i dont have aux at work because why are we listening to cake by the ocean

[saige🌲 @saigietweets]

i love buffalo chicken and i love sweet potatoes

[saige🌲 @saigietweets]

dont fire me just shoot me instead

[saige🌲 @saigietweets]

i wish i had chocolate chip cheesecake

[saige🌲 @saigietweets]

my roommate is a hostile presence

[saige🌲 @saigietweets]

whenever i get home from a sleepover i have to get unready like i wouldve before bed. shower put on pajamas brush teeth take off makeup put on eye patches boom

[saige🌲 @saigietweets]

im clopening ☹️

[saige🌲 @saigietweets]

really into going to bed at 11 and waking up at 8:30

[saige🌲 @saigietweets]

some of my worst driving happens when i get off work because im too excited

[saige🌲 @saigietweets]

i like to do two walks a day. one in the morning when i am really chopped and one at night when i look really good. i think its good for the ego