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[devon pagett @sailorNo8]

@LaurenD37376795 @inthestyleUK @StaceySolomon Got them eventually but with very little help from in the style at all, they wanted me to send back a parcel for a refund that I didn’t have…. Absolutely ridiculous policy and unhelpful staff

[devon pagett @sailorNo8]

Plus size shopping is already hard enough. #inthestyle and #Evri seem to make even harder. I have no dresses £125 down. With no chance of a refund till evri can be bothered to send my parcel back. It’s the most stressful online shopping experience… why can’t you talk to anyone?

[Jon Richardson @RonJichardson]

The threat of a yellow card doesn’t stop players diving, fouling or abusing referees but it has stopped them showing solidarity with those who are threatened with death for being in love. What an absolute fucking farce.

[devon pagett @sailorNo8]

@Charlie_James94 I’ve missed that theme tune

[devon pagett @sailorNo8]

@Charlie_James94 @myPoliticoUK Talented, brilliant, incredible, amazing, show stopping, spectacular, never the same, totally unique, completely not ever been done before

[✨Maddy Morphosis✨ @MaddyMorphosis]

@AdoreDelano any real dragrace fan know that it’s the hilarious ross matthews

[devon pagett @sailorNo8]

@VitalBabyUK hi my uv advanced Pro steriliser has started to sound like a helicopter in the distance, is this normal? Baby is only 8 weeks old 🤷🏼‍♀️

[devon pagett @sailorNo8]

@tommeetippee_UK absolutely fantastic customer service replacing a faulty machine for me! Within 24 hours of contacting you I have a new machine delivered! I can’t thank you enough! 👶🏼🍼

[Aldi Stores UK @AldiUK]

*menacing music plays*

#FreeCutbert #Round2

[Aldi Stores UK @AldiUK]

Narks and Spencer more like #FreeCuthbert #Round2
https://t.co/jggNqtM2jD

[devon pagett @sailorNo8]

@Charlie_James94 Just when you’re Ill 🤨ahahhha

[Joe🥤 @Doeyppp]

At least the straights know how we felt when Bimini didn't win 💔

[John Lewis & Partners @JohnLewisRetail]

Today we’ve launched a new package of support for our Partners🙌 We're the first UK retailer to create six months’ equal parenthood paid leave and two weeks paid pregnancy loss leave❤️ We’re also providing career support for young care leavers✨ Read more: https://t.co/3rmQAoX9fb

[James Blunt @JamesBlunt]

Really hope I haven’t died.

[devon pagett @sailorNo8]

@lemziipie Happy birthday 🥳

[devon pagett @sailorNo8]

@organixbrands I’m not angry just disappointed 😞

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Things to do in November:

- Not much, unfortunately.

[devon pagett @sailorNo8]

@Charlie_James94

[devon pagett @sailorNo8]

Putting your pyjamas on, laying on the bed and drinking gin at 4pm on a Tuesday is self care.

[devon pagett @sailorNo8]

I’ve just told my son he can’t watch bing because bing and flop are on annual leave.