Taylor B

i have a lot of feelings.

[lemonlyman @nocontxtww]

the way stockard channing says “you’ve got lots of nights” & the way bradley whitford catches his hands in noel & the way allison janney walks through nyc in tears in a beautiful dress & the way martin sheen says “tell her where you are”

[Taylor B @sailorrtaylorr]

goodbye 239 day win streak 🥲
(not a humble brag. blatant brag, I'm only good at so many things.)

[The New York Times @nytimes]

🟨🟩 Wordle 483 is a streak buster. 🟨🟩

About 30% of players are losing today's puzzle (usually it's only 1-2%). https://t.co/OGGHKAEl4H

[Taylor B @sailorrtaylorr]

well, that's just insulting to the pigeon.

[Omar Rivero @OmarRiverosays]

Arguing with a Trump supporter is like playing chess with a pigeon. No matter how good you are at chess, the pigeon is just going to knock over the pieces, crap on the board, and strut around like it won…

[Taylor B @sailorrtaylorr]

someone just tried to zipper merge into the drive thru line?

[Josh Mankiewicz @JoshMankiewicz]

He died yesterday. This is the best thing you will read today.👇 https://t.co/0Y9MsPoJLB

[Taylor B @sailorrtaylorr]

@ebodington how prophetic did writing this make you feel

[Taylor B @sailorrtaylorr]

@ebodington got my appendix out**

[Taylor B @sailorrtaylorr]

The millennial side-hustle culture urge to devote my time and resources to a podcast so I can try Better Help for free.

[Taylor B @sailorrtaylorr]

😭😭😭

[Pioneer Press @PioneerPress]

Como Zoo’s oldest sea lion, a star in the beloved "Sparky Show," dies at 31. https://t.co/MrttIzv3Pd

[Taylor B @sailorrtaylorr]

"the type of management I believe in..."

KID YOU'RE EIGHT. #MasterChefJr

[Natasha Rothwell @natasharothwell]

Never thought the La La land debacle would ever be eclipsed but here we are.

[Austin Kleon @austinkleon]

“You say yes and never do it.”

Mel Brooks on handling bosses with bad ideas

https://t.co/gFX0Sdqzou

[Taylor B @sailorrtaylorr]

my toxic trait is buying books and then getting the ebook from the library so I can read on my phone.

[Ayanna P. @AyannaPrescod]

Well 2022 keeps surprising me.

[Taylor B @sailorrtaylorr]

@ebodington You're welcome

[Taylor B @sailorrtaylorr]

I need to stop coming on Twitter when the Bach is on 🙄

[Taylor B @sailorrtaylorr]

while watching Cocomelon my 2 yo asked me where YoYo was and the only answer I could give was "budget cuts"

[Taylor B @sailorrtaylorr]

I know very little about Jimmy's coaching style but it is so enjoyable to watch him march up and down the field.

[Vikeologist™ @Vikeologist]

If Harbaugh takes the @Vikings job, both him and his brother will be coaching the only purple teams in the NFL. You're welcome for bringing you this high level, top notch reporting!

[Frog and Toad Bot @FrogandToadbot]

TOAD WILL NOW PLAY THE PIANO VERY WELL.

[Taylor B @sailorrtaylorr]

real quick: what was Scar's name before he got his scar? Or was he born with it? Like, good swipe to the head as he came out?