*asks the universe for some help after an unplanned and unexpected week off
*get a week full of male genital piercings
“That’s not really what I was looking for, but okay”
Dreamt I was a modern day siren: dressed provocatively, I would walk the streets and lure bad men around a corner and stab them in the dick.
Happy Saturday!
I love being a woman, but it’s totally not fair that I’m not a man.
If I were a man I’d be the biggest gayest most ultra queen.
And why can’t I just remove my boobs when I want to?!
Having detachable boobs is my ultimate utopia.
Like, you want me boobs today? Here ya go!
Mad at Lindsay for getting a nostril piercing on the same side as her cheek mole.
My need for facial balance is out of control.
Yes, I’m having opinions on a YouTube video from 3 years ago.
Santa is the 1%
All the elf’s labor to make the toys, the reindeer to pull the sleigh, and Santa gets all the benefits and recognition.
The elf’s need to unionize.
It always floors me that I can post a billion ear piercings and get 0 interactions and I post one godamn female nipple piercing and the whole world is suddenly interested.
The sexualization of fem bodies needs to end.
On time in HS I was getting to know a dude. His buddies asked what I smelled like right as I rounded the corner and he said “deodorant” and we all just stared at each other like
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