Jose Canseco: Had a 40/40 season on steroids.
Darryl Strawberry: Had a 39/36 season while coked to the gills and fucking people between at-bats.
Advantage: Strawberry
When you wanted to take Wiffle Ball games to the next level, you needed some of these sweet bastards. There was nothing like parking one on your neighbor’s roof while looking like a backup catcher with a .215 career batting average and then heading inside for a freeze pop.