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[Mbabz @Kalasinga_]

Hio concept ya club hosting nimeshindwa kuelewa. We live in interesting times.

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

University lecturers have rejected the government’s Sh12 billion offer to end their strike.

They want the government to honour the pay deal covering 2025 to 2029 before returning to work

[Nelson Amenya @amenya_nelson]

Kenyans waiting for Rwanda to host F1 so they can host all the guests in Nairobi, Mombasa and Maasai Mara after 😂

[Nandi 🤍💜🤍 @pallnandi]

Most faithful men need more sex because you’re their only source of sexual intimacy. If he’s choosing to stay loyal to you, don’t punish him for wanting you.

[Edwin Sifuna @edwinsifuna]

Is he done ranting about the 24K I pay for his housing scam because kuna hii 43k I pay every month for his SHA scam we also need to discuss. Tukimaliza hio ndio tuongee juu ya the 500k in PAYE he takes every single month and splashes on tea and mandazi pale state house all the while insulting us the taxpayers that carry the burden of his greed. In 2027 we are cutting the fat out of our budget to bring relief to all Kenyan workers. The housing levy will go with Ruto.

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

The minimum investment for Kenyan investors in Dangote Refinery’s IPO has been cut from Sh107,000 to Sh535.

Each Global Depositary Receipt now costs Sh53.50, allowing investors to start with just 10 receipts.

[Mbiti Mwondi Maino,MD @mbiti_mwondi]

Jana mvua ilinyesha internet ikapotea stream ikakua mchele,Ile matusi tulipewa pale kwa Aluta comments was not for the weak 😂😂

[Nandi 🤍💜🤍 @pallnandi]

Grown women going to clubs with $0, expecting men to buy their drinks and take them home, is crazy to me. Y’all have modernized begging and rebranded prostitution as a girls’ night out.

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

When a woman struggles financially, the man steps in. But when a man struggles financially, the woman steps out. That's just how it is. It's their nature!!

[Juma G 🇰🇪 @jumaf3]

The guy who was recording and exposing corrupt traffic police officers in Juja has been arrested and taken to Juja Police Station... They will kill him tonight if the people in Juja won't rise tonight and have him release. They will murder him & say he hit his head on the wall.

[Cyprian, Is Nyakundi @C_NyaKundiH]

Wicknell Chivayo's death should teach Kenyans to question the billionaires manufactured by lazy journalists and glorified by richpreneurs on this app, whose wealth is measured in luxury cars, helicopters and photographs with presidents.

Next time you sell us a billionaire as your role model, list the factories he owns, what his companies manufacture, how many people they employ and where his billions actually come from.

Otherwise, hardworking Kenyans should start reporting these motivational posts for “Putting Unnecessary Pressure on Kenyans.”

[Eric @amerix]

Men,

Your alarm rings at 5 AM for training. It is cold and raining outside.

As a self-loving man you

A) Sleep until 10 AM because rest is self-care

B) Cancel your gym membership

C) Post a motivational quote and go back to bed.

#MasculinitySaturday

[felloh @ngughii]

Bedsitter ishafika 10K na kuna employer ako willing kukulipa 15K or 20K.

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Who has drunk buffalo milk anyway? Kenyan buffalo. Watu ya Tutam wanafaa wakamate moja wakunywe iyo maziwa tuone,since they believe in their presidents vision. Kuna moja huwa inazurura juja inaitwa Bookten,start with that one

[Nandi 🤍💜🤍 @pallnandi]

There’s been an outbreak of pornstars around the world. Young women don’t want to go to school or work anymore. They just want to have sex on camera.

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

El Niño is already here. Those of us who doubted our meteorologists should ask the people of Kisumu what they witnessed today. Ni mbaya, I don't think Nairobi is prepared for the heavy downpour in anyway.

[Nandi 🤍💜🤍 @pallnandi]

Most people pretending to love flowers don’t actually love flowers. They just learned from TV that they’re supposed to. That’s programming.

[EDGAR @edgarwabwire_]

Anybody with a functioning brain knows that the biggest threat to President William Ruto's reelection is not Rigathi Gachagua, it's Edwin Sifuna. Sifuna will be hard to contain. He has no record of corruption and he’s very heavy on constitutionalism!

[Mbiti Mwondi Maino,MD @mbiti_mwondi]

Onyango Tate is poor,Onyango Tate anaishi Rongai
Si wewe you fake that lifestyle for half a day tuone.
Get some fucking job to do!!!

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

Foreign visitors to Kenya must now have health insurance cover of at least $50,000 (Sh6.4 million) after the High Court dismissed a petition challenging the requirement.

The court ruled that Health CS Aden Duale acted within the law.