Stark raving sane...

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[Sheri Winston @sheriwinston]

Could yoga improve your sex life?

[Stark raving sane... @saintbarabbas]

@EyonB Girl scout - but yeah, essentially.

[Stark raving sane... @saintbarabbas]

Contents of my wife's car console ... red underwear and a condom. Hmmm....

[Stark raving sane... @saintbarabbas]

Whenever I see someone with a fancy written tattoo I always ask if it's 'elvish'. It often is. Making friends is hard.

[Stark raving sane... @saintbarabbas]

Cabo in 12 weeks. Officially switching to 67calorie beer. Alas, sacrifices need to be made.

[Lounge Fly @mrjohntofu]

Hot singles in your area want to stay hot and single, so forget about them.

[Ju💲t_Ⓜ️z_🅱️ @LoveYoorFate]

I'm just saying, I've never been disappointed by tequila

[Stark raving sane... @saintbarabbas]

YUL ... All weekend.

Vixen is here too.

Give us a shout!

[Stark raving sane... @saintbarabbas]

<-- travels 4k km for a booty call,

Don't. Judge. Me.

Fuckers.

[Stark raving sane... @saintbarabbas]

Happy hour. Don't ask about the nuts.

[Rock @TheMichaelRock]

I hate when I listen to a song that I love and they mention the year and I realize that I'm old and gross.

[Star Wars Problems @StarWarsProblms]

Luke: You’ve been alone in the desert for like 30 years. What have you been doing?

Obi-Wan: Force stuff.

Luke:

Obi-Wan: Netflix.

[Stark raving sane... @saintbarabbas]

Coast to Coast,
From Halifax all the way to Vancouver.
Mean people Suck,
Like a goddamn Hoover.

[Stark raving sane... @saintbarabbas]

The 'pussy kayak' or Japan’s Hypocritical Vagiphobia http://t.co/EcTEDHRGEp

I'd probably buy one.

[La Montée @lindsayoquinn]

Baby Jesus at bathtime (hehehehehe)

[Matt Cole @mattcole]

Lesson one:
Only trust people who like big butts...

...they cannot lie.

[Stark raving sane... @saintbarabbas]

No not adderral ... I need alcohol!

- parents