Kooko✨️

[Samantha @Samantha_Arhin]

Ghanaians really ate with ‘ento wo ah, da’ because you really wouldn’t know until it happens to you

[Mr. OJ @_Just_ice]

goat lick my leg this morning for trotro inside,chale I have had enough

[Marleyy @BraCoded5]

Body no bi firewood

-Shadrach, Meshach and Abednego

[eliza ˙⋆✮ @enchantedflms]

bold of u to assume i ever stopped calling it twitter

[Ritika 🐯🍉 @p00p00piker]

And then y'all get mad when we say we dont want male gynacs

[MM @moneymorena]

Men are not that interesting nor important for me to read 4-5 books on how to manipulate them or treat me better. It’s not worth it. This is ridiculous.

[Hlovo @hlovo_]

“I cook for my husband”= You’re a slave

“We split the bills”= Your husband is useless

“I spoil my wife”= You’re a simp

“I dress modestly”= You’re in an abusive marriage

“My wife and I make decisions together”= You’re not a real man

“I can’t do random nights out because I’m married” = You’re husband/wife is controlling

“My wife earns more than me”= You’re a useless leech

“My husband is the breadwinner”= You have no say since you bring nothing to the table

“I don’t need a male/female bestie because I’m married”= Your partner is insecure

This is how some of you see the world 😂

Y’all are far too pathetic and miserable to really understand what goes into making a marriage successful. Happy couples should keep it to themselves because you guys will find a fault in everything they do.

[۟ @siickohs]

cosmo and wanda ain't slick

[ᴅᴇʙꜱ✨ @Bigdebs222]

“You’re too loud, men don’t like women that are too loud”

Me:

[Oluwaseun💕 @seunnimi]

Oh to be a rich beautiful woman in her big car driving to buy overpriced groceries to stock up her breathtaking kitchen in her gorgeous house

[V @Divinedolli]

This is abt class not gender hope this helps

[𝓒𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻 🏴‍☠️ @c0mmandderr]

Just smile and wave boys. Smile and wave

[Instablog9ja @instablog9ja]

Moment a brawl broke about between a woman and a bike rider

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

Picking up their calls when I’m already asleep.

This applies to both me liking someone in a romantic & platonic sense.

[manando. ❤️ @thandomngunii_]

no one:
Naked insurance ads:

[trash jones @jzux]

"password is too weak" ok have you seen my country's democracy

[Liza @Li33aaa]

Losing followers every time I talk about periods is actually hilarious.

BLOODY VAGINA BLOODY VAGINA BLOODY VAGINA

[King Dom @enyonvm]

We were writing 10-page papers BY HAND, IN THE EXAM HALL, WITH MEAN-MUGGING INVIGILATORS BREATHING DOWN OUR NECKS