Luke

secretly freaking out

[Luke @saintlukas]

@soledadobrien At first I thought it was Statler and Waldorf

[Luke @saintlukas]

I hope in Season 2 of The Bear he finally gets his big blue house!

[Luke @saintlukas]

Has anyone put one of those chat AIs into one of those scary robot cop dogs yet? Just figuring out how much time I have to move to the deep wilderness.

[Luke @saintlukas]

Ok did @DanSlott and I make this happen? https://t.co/K0qIjsxKe1

[Luke @saintlukas]

Superman should be built like Jack Black, and played by him probably

[Luke @saintlukas]

@mooreds I assume it’s because I made things better by being anxious and the system works.

[Luke @saintlukas]

I’ve been watching a lot of Banshee lately so the first thing I thought when this scrolled by was “they should get @MisterHoonLee for this remake”

[Cory Doctorow NO LONGER ON TWIT TER @doctorow]

Flash Gordon (1980) https://t.co/oHnYtpXCuH

[Luke @saintlukas]

Sometimes I buy the good hooch with money I saved from not going back to college

[Luke @saintlukas]

I summarized the plot of the original Rocky movie to someone and realized I could have been describing Benny and Joon.

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

Billionaire midterm spending:

2010: $32 million
2014: $232 million
2018: $611 million
2022: $811 million and counting

This is how democracy dies.

[Luke @saintlukas]

@Pflax1 What?! I thought we all agreed to meet up in Ronnie Romance's IG comments section!

[Luke @saintlukas]

Superman should be built like Jack Black, and played by him probably

[Dan Slott @DanSlott]

Superman shouldn't be jacked.

Nothing on Earth can give his muscles a workout.
He should be a normal guy.

If there's a reason he's jacked, that should apply to Supergirl & Krypto too.

Supergirl should look like a heavyweight bodybuilder,
and Krypto should be a hulked out dog.

[thucksgiving @TylerHuckabee]

Christians on this website are literally like "we can't just FORGIVE our DEBTORS"

[Luke @saintlukas]

She Hulk could have used more Bronson Pinchot tbh

[Luke @saintlukas]

@mnewkirk Just remembered I never finished Battlestar Gallactica

[Luke @saintlukas]

@blatanterror @aaronlerch

[Luke @saintlukas]

Pretty drunk but really enjoying imagining how my life would have to change if I ever wanted Danny Trejo to play me in a biopic.

[Luke @saintlukas]

Gonna do a podcast but only release it on cassette.

[Luke @saintlukas]

You know back to school logistics are getting stressful when I’m texting “ok so plan A is that I flirt with the bus driver a little”