ALKEMIST🇰🇪

📍GRATEFULL🤲

YOUNG, WILD & FREE🎶🕺

I'M ALWAYS ACTION PACKED🥊

⚽️GGMU❤️

MINDFUL SOUL👼

[ALKEMIST🇰🇪 @sairo_23]

The siren of an ambulance is Noisy until it comes from your house
😔

[Levi$🧠 @ItsLeecapalot]

Mary making innocent women catch strays 😂😂

[Somoina Kapeen @SomoinaKapeen]

Hii ni ile siku ya kukaa nje unalala kwa nyasi unapanua mzuri! Unarelax and allow the Sun to hit it right!

[Hennessy Niccur @_niccur9]

Nikiwa first year nilikuwa nadhani wasee wa keg ni broke 👀💀

[Weeh Mzee™ @weehmzeee]

I'll never forget the woman who pointed at me in a wedding in 2015 and said "huyu kijana amekula".

[Ole sieur🇰🇪 @ole_sieur]

Hawa tweeps sijawai waona uku 😂

[Somoina Kapeen @SomoinaKapeen]

Yaani serikali ikaamua ku unleash live bullets on UNARMED children😭😭and TORTURE others to death!! Hii kitu inaumiza roho sana😭😭😭

[Kate 💦😍 @MissLingard14]

@WilliamsRuto Boiz nani amekukasirisha???? Sasa hivo ndio sisi hukasirika na wewe Kila siku.

[Kate 💦😍 @MissLingard14]

@WilliamsRuto Term ni Moja kukukumbusha tu

[𝐌𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐥🐉 @KatheuNzyimi]

Maandamano for two years and that man went on like it's business as usual. But a newspaper headline has destabilised him completely 😂😂😂😂

[CODE 14 😜🔥 @newto_code_14]

kuna morio tumeguza na yeye pool for 2 months alfu leo out of the blue ananiuliza "na btw unaitwa nani?" kama si chalk man kunishika ningeua huyo morio

[Nzioka Muli @nziokamul1]

Kwani niliambianga huyu mwizi nini?

[Levi$🧠 @ItsLeecapalot]

"niko 17 years lakini nakuaga mature" 😂😂

[Gaviria @Luciano420_M]

Avoiding those small interactions work mates do after work just to rush home and smoke a blunt while listening to good music>>>

[Osama Bin Laden @Osama254_]

The President is really crashing out like a whore in Mirema Drive.

[GREATKOFFIE🇰🇪 @G_Koffie]

Kesho Hadi sijui tuna-occupy wapi? Lakini mandamano lazima nitokee

[#𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐞 @RealNate08]

Master the art rejecting rejection..

[painkiller 💀 @thombrider254]

Kuoga na maji baridi asubuhi as a man is an underated skill

[Gadisi @amgadisi]

After ume flash choo kwa wenyewe, that one small piece of shiet

[Kimath!. @Kimathi_One]

Ukiwa free jifunze hata kuruka fence. Itakusaidia siku moja.

[Hennessy Niccur @_niccur9]

I think also money was a manfiction thing ,what do yah mean money is more than the nature , look at the sunsets , winds etc aren't they great ?!