@twentytwoloops oh my god, this entire thread sounds exactly like me. didnt even realize other people did this or the other things mentioned lol, makes me feel less alone about ut
@burgerbecky was an Interplay co-founder, a true pioneer, and one of the finest low-level coders in our industry. She loved computers and programming her whole life, and that passion stayed with her through decades of game development. RIP.
Last night I was dining with a billionaire
“Everything is sales,” he told me
I chuckled.
Yeah right.
“Sell me this pen,” he told me, handing me a luxurious ink pen
I’ll play his game, I thought
“Sir, how would you like to own the pen that George Washington used to sign the Bible with?”
He gasped
“I’d pay anything for that historic artifact!”
I said it would cost $2 million
He started to write me a check - but didn’t have a pen
I told him I could loan him the pen before he closed on the sale for an additional fee of $1 million
And that’s how I made $3 million in 20 seconds
All because I understand sales
Oh, and the billionaire I dined with?
George Washington
Just imagine if a guy drove 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999x999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999⁹⁹ mph on the autobahn in Germany
Hello, this is gonna be urgent
@roenbii recently fell victim of a data breach that resulted in their ID being used by for a loan fraud scheme.
They would need to pay $1500 before Friday or risk a court case.
Please chip in or spread the word.
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I brought my children to Mr Zohran’s so called “scavenger hunt” and it was revealed the “hunt” would be of my dear boys. Thousands of New Yorkers are now hunting my family for sport while we hide in a dumpster on st marks and 3rd. Not a good look!