glamdivasparkle

The name you’ve gradually grown to trust, over the course of three generations

[glamdivasparkle @jrdolemite]

Top 10 American bands (no order)
Aerosmith
Ventures
Velvet underground
Poison
Sublime
Metallica
TomPettyHeartbreakers
Venga Boys
BuddyHollyCrickets
TLC

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@FranziaMom Nah this and begin to hope are both great

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@misterminsoo Isn’t that what they were hinting at with backpack rap?

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@thiassou_ Next album just as good

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@facetedcarapace They did this with Bob Marley songs in the One Love preview and it made me want to burn the theater down

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@AlexBerenson To me, sixth sense and usual suspects were the only ones where the twist became a pop culture nugget on its own. Like, “Bruce Willis is a ghost” and “Kevin Spacey is Keyser Soze” were memes on their own, ppl knew what they meant who hadn’t even seen the movies

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@staticbluebat @celinedionysus_ I have the same question about Last Splash by the Breeders, one of the best albums of the ‘90s that was also available for $2.99 in every bargain bin I ever looked thru in my youth

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@SundayTan2419 Edibles at stores are generally trash, not made w weed but made with distillate. They taste like shit and the high sucks cuz it’s mainly just THC, you don’t get the entourage effect.

Also, smoking is a fun visceral experience, while eating a gummy that tastes like shit is not

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@Filmfanatics__ Succession is great but the HBO legacy had long been built, this list is missing Six Feet Under and Oz tho

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@johnvvariety Yeah he’s actually standing alone inside a microwave

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@lostbraincellz_ @CuhWristChin__ I get that, I just mean, forget good players and draft picks, does anyone even want Ja on their team?

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@tthinktankk @eathedocument Yeah but fucking Bowie doesn’t make you gay, that’s just what you did when you were a rockstar hanging w Bowie in the ‘70s

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@creamcitymigu3l Obviously the sandwich you received looks terrible, but let’s not sleep on the fact that the sandwich you ordered also looks terrible

[Cartoons Hate Her! @CartoonsHateHer]

I just say "dad's side" and they immediately tell me to go away

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@btcbourne A man worth his salt will at least try and come up with something clever. Just repeating the most cliche line involving the name Fredo is about the lowest form of interaction possible, real NPC shit

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@jdflynn You made a Fredo joke and it wasn’t about banging cocktail waitresses two at a time?? Embarassing, you deserved the no-sell, players couldn’t get a drink!

[Slime🐍 @ItsKingSlime]

Lavar Ball praises the Minnesota Timberwolves for trading for his son LaMelo, but URGES them to pick up Lonzo & Gelo as well to GUARANTEE a championship 🤣🔥

“Together you can’t beat em… You can get Lonzo damn near for nothin. You can get Gelo damn near for nothin… Whenever them Ball boys together, CANT LOSE.”

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@OGsDontFold Absolutely fucking not and tbh I’m trying to leave that “bar” ASAP because bars for for drinking and the idea of a bar catering to stoners sucks. Hit the battie outside like a regular person and get a beer at the bar