lexi

defender of oedipus

[lexi @saladllad]

my whole life feels like that awkward little run you have to do when someone holds the door open for you 20 feet away

[Rockstar Games @RockstarGames]

Our trailer has leaked so please watch the real thing on YouTube: https://t.co/T0QOBDHwBe

[lexi @saladllad]

it’s been years. ive waited years, it’s time that it’s rightfully mine. i am the salad lad

[lexi @saladllad]

can y’all report @ saladlad for me, he has ignored my kind requests to delete it since he doesn’t use it. so clearly i deserve it more. thank u and have a nice day

[lexi @saladllad]

finding out aspartame isn’t actually bad for you changed everything for me

[lexi @saladllad]

@backbonegame why’d y’all kill my boy howard off tho

[lexi @saladllad]

@JakeSt00pid @ClickHole i needed this

[brett @AAAAAAGGHHHHH]

If i were ryan ross I would log on for the first time in 15 years and tweet “Good” and turn my phone off

[the Don Quixote of the ICU @shortcuts2hell]

RIP panic you made one of the best albums of all time and then a bunch of other records that you could definitely choose to listen to as well

[lexi @saladllad]

@clam_team i wish i could single handedly fund and promote this game just so it would come out. ily guys

[Clam Man 2: Headliner 🌊 WISHLIST ON STEAM @clam_team]

Had a few people RT the game the past couple days, and wanted to say huge thanks to all of you! Getting Clam 2 out there is really difficult, and I haven't had much luck with journalists or news outlets covering the game. Every bit helps! ♥️ #IndieGameDev #indiegame #RPG

[lexi @saladllad]

@christoferdrew eatmewhileimhot too i hope

[lexi @saladllad]

@TheRealRyanHiga put nice guys back on spotify

[lexi @saladllad]

being close with your coworkers and not being cc’d in an important email like suddenly im 12 years old and dad forgot my birthday again

[x @Leo_aaron32]

What my computer screen sees while I’m at work

[lexi @saladllad]

if i’m doing dishes at yo crib and the sponge smell like mildew i’m throwing that bitch out and getting a new one from under the sink 💯

[ret @rad_milk]

never would have guessed