elias

There are no ethical billionaires.

[elias @salami_boy_2003]

KITY

[Integrity Guy @Integrity_Freak]

It's starting. #TheHappening #MenAreCuttingTheirPenisesOff #NoPenis2026 #IndianaManChallenge

[elias @salami_boy_2003]

@browndwarf6 @KarsYeen Like yeah bro doing that much of fucking anything means youre probably addicted

[elias @salami_boy_2003]

@browndwarf6 @KarsYeen As a guy who has a bowl a couple times a week after work the number of people who will smoke 3+ times a day who also somehow claim to not have a problem is insane to me

[Clarence Thomas the Tank Engine @TheRealJChubby]

If you see someone in your community tearing down flock cameras, no you didn't.

[elias @salami_boy_2003]

@Iripia_22 @ZacksJerryRig When theyve got billions in r&d specifically to be as addictive as possible, literally engineered to hijack your brain there's a point to be made of malicious intent

[bladee enjoyer @angyghoul]

My life isn’t even that bad my brain is just broken man

[elias @salami_boy_2003]

How does one exist in the modern day and not think about killing yourself

[JΛCΞ @jaceels2]

passive suicidal ideation is like no i won't attempt but if i got hit by a car and died that'd be nice

[elias @salami_boy_2003]

@a_o_lundan @CasquetteGirl Fuck when im in my elder years if I heard that the world's average work hours dropped to like 25 a week or something id be fucking celebrating, why cant we just be happy for others? The point of life is not to work but to live and if we can get away with more living why not?

[elias @salami_boy_2003]

@_bt33_ @JSthg3gzik @itsnwts Maybe 10 fuckin years ago before everything became so heated id understand just being completely checked out, but now? You got zero excuse. The amount of genuinely abhorrent shit the political right does leaves you either mind boggling-ly ignorant or just straight evil.

[★ yas ★ @yasminesummanx]

“Gen Z have no loyalty to their jobs” yeah because we’ve seen how corporations treat loyal employees.

[Febreezy🕯️🇩🇴 READING JOJOLION @febreezy_lalala]

Oh but pedophilia SA jokes and incest are okay

[elias @salami_boy_2003]

@AnotherReplyGuy @hdoikmo @nykomad_ @BTudbubble Waking up to this guy dying on this hill is fucking hilarious man what is this

[elias @salami_boy_2003]

@hdoikmo @BTudbubble Yeah sure the companies directly invested in not switching to a ENTIRELY different form of energy are just lacking their lips bro you've got it figured out

[weather @dsxf234161]

do you guys think this dropped before or after it happened

[elias @salami_boy_2003]

Another win for the puppies for everyone crowd

[Democrats Deliver @DemzDeliver]

🚨 Zohran Mamdani to open NYC's first-ever food pantry for pets.

[🏳️‍⚧️ Jaiydanimate 🏳️‍⚧️ 🔜 Develop Brighton @Jaiydanimate]

This is why you need to stop repeating shitty Jokes about women and minorities "As a Bit" because it won't be a bit for long.

[Supreme Leader Loji @thelongmarch86]

Once you realize that right-wingers are just adult children with a contrarian/rebellious compulsion, everything starts to make sense.

"Ha! Take that, I lowered it more than you recommended!" like some kid defying their parents' orders.

[elias @salami_boy_2003]

@mikekellogg @chrisdmowrey The algae growing on the tanks in my local petco have more frequent bursts of neuron activity than you

[elias @salami_boy_2003]

Hard aimlocking on soldier on stadium quickplay at 2am