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refer to my pronouns as thou 🤠⋆｡ﾟ☁︎｡⋆｡ ﾟ☾ ﾟ｡⋆ 8/12 💍

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[8 bit d @minsuop_]

if you ever wonder why they're pregnant this....this is why 😍🥰

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@_orionstars YAY

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@_orionstars because i’m pregnant and that will make me cry and what if im in such distress that it affects the baby too? you wouldn’t want that

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@lorensoalone i’ll prove it!

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@_orionstars a tiny one! you can’t say no

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@lorensoalone i’ve improved!

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OMGGGGG

[broti gupta @BrotiGupta]

Motherhood rules so far

[‎ً @funeraleggsalad]

bf seems really relaxed today… I think I’ll ask him to drive 40 minutes on the most complicated highways in the us to get food and then afterwards we can go walk around sephora at a mall with a horrendous parking situation

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@lorensoalone LOREN SHUT UP

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@_orionstars but i wanted to bake you one….

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@minsuop_ i love you 🥺

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i need some veggie straws with chamoy and lime all over them 🤤

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@EGGSBENNETT_

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HOW DOES MY DAUGHTER KNOW ABOUT PEPPA PIG?! I LITERALLY NEVER SHOW HER THAT AND SHES WANTING PEPPA??

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@EGGSBENNETT_ THATS EXACTLY IT

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@EGGSBENNETT_ SHES LIKE THE PIG VERSION OF THAT ONE BALD KID

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@EGGSBENNETT_ NO

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@ElonHaterXx thank you! it’s awful

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@EGGSBENNETT_ SHE’S A BRAT