Trent Diamond 💎 Sales Ninja

Making Sales Great Again. Digital Equipment President's Club 1983. Sales Hall of Fame Aspirant. Founder Trent Diamond Sales Academy (TM). AARP member.

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I was a teenage lawn dart prodigy. It got me my first sales job. Here's what happened.

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@QTRResearch @JoeSquawk blocked me for some reason. All I did was suggest an extra inch on his collar. It's not healthy to have a collar that tight.

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@JohnWal33667436 @slothfulmedia @3YearLetterman @elonmusk Mr. Letterman?

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@DavidSacks What is doxing?

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@slothfulmedia @3YearLetterman @elonmusk Pardon?

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@EnronChairman She's got a gun or three.

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@MadamJohnWRich I'm almost there.

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@3YearLetterman @elonmusk He is referring to a television show.

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@JohnWRichKid Looks a bit like my dog's pu....

Nevermind.

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@hari_balz @elonmusk @micsolana I've been approached by Cerberus to take over as Chief Revenue Officer when the new regime takes over.

Not sure what I'll be selling.

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@Cokedupoptions @JohnWRichKid Looks a bit like Thief River Falls.

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@QTRResearch Why are her glasses so foggy?

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@alert_redshirt @LakeSuperior Hey Picard.

Prostate surgery. But my idiot urologist accidently removed my gall bladder too.

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I can confirm, first hand, that Duluth is the *sshole of @LakeSuperior.

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@EnronChairman Good advice.

I'll change to "Experienced with Microsoft Office."

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@ClintFiore Easy.

I'd acquire Olive Garden and recruit @girdley to become Chairman & CEO.

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@girdley Must be Jardín de Olivos...

Looks delicious.

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@hari_balz @NWischoff @redroofinn We're still looking for a third roommates, Hari.

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@vivianmshen I'm sorry, I should have said "important" for you, not "import." So, can we book a time?

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@sadgirlmeag Is that @olivegarden?

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@yourmansnthem @3YearLetterman @elonmusk Figures. @GrantCardone is that kind of guy.