Sales Guy

She squeezed my lemon until the juice ran down my leg...

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@kittyxkum Why does it have to be one or the other… I say both!

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@katwildeatl New meaning to “6 one way, 1/2 a dozen the other”

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@TooooMuchAtOnce Stay strong and fight like hell! You got this!!!

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The more I watch porn lately, the more I think the GOP gets their reproductive education and ideas about LGBTQ+ from these movies and clips. Do they think porn is reality?

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@evelyngreenenyc I think you are thinking Murphy’s Law?

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@kittyxkum Can I have both?

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@OliveBeauty69 @kittyxkum Yes please

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@JeMari81 May be easier, but looks so good!

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@MichaelSlezakTV Reminds me of that time I almost got stung by a bee in the ticket line at Saratoga, there was a horse called Spelling Bee that was a 75-1, $2 for fun… won!

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@LoveDaniLane I’m not a provider but it would be the same as a company saying they won’t do business in a state that takes away voting rights or takes away abortion rights. Personally, if you can survive without going there, stay away!

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@nylalueeth_ I just started following you… I could look at your face all day long and not get bored. You are beautiful!

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@Jizzmun Doesn’t it depend on my screen size? On my iPhone you are 1-1/2 inches tall. On my iPad you are 5 inches tall. I’ve got to screen share you to my 85” TV! You’ll be a giant!

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@moonstonegf @dracoiwnl Ok, but need to imagine me at the BBQ grill… I’ve been grilling this chicken for 2-hours and it still won’t tell me why it crossed the road! Bwahahaha!

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Just curious ladies. Does it always seem that the men with the most to lose don’t mind screening & the guys with the least to lose won’t even give you their real name? I know I don’t mind screening. Protects you, makes you feel comfy, and makes a better experience overall! True?

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I would love this beautiful gift!

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@YoyaGrey @EscandPublico Yoga… I like!

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@davinafayette Damn… Gotta clap for this pic of you!

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@cristinafoxtv Actually, I do!