Feels like time to call it a day on this account, so this will be my final post.
I started this piss-taking Celebration Police thing 4 years ago and it’s genuinely been great fun. Unexpectedly so.
Through this account, I’ve met and engaged with some brilliant people, built a 55k following, made a bit of money and, for the most part, enjoyed my time here.
But let’s be honest: the joke wore thin a long time ago. And i’m bored of this platform and the increasingly repetitive, shit banter that fills it.
And Arsenal have won the league, so who gives a fuck about weirdos telling you when you can or can’t be happy about the football team you invest so much of yourself in😂
Policing celebrations is about as lame as it gets. It really is😂👎🏻
So thank you for all the support over the years, each and every one of you, and for engaging with The Celebration Police. You’ve been brilliant❤️
So for one last time…
ALL UNITS TO THE EMIRATES!!! 🚨🚨🚨
Chiefo x
#COYG
It's been a really tough season for Martin Odegaard. Horrible, unfortunate injuries. In and out of the team, constantly being questioned. He'll admit it himself that at times he hasn't been at his best when he has been fit and available.
But that cameo today off the bench, that assist for Trossard.... The way he took responsibility, went and got the ball, broke the game open and made the decisive moment happen. Outstanding.
A captain's moment when his team needed him the most. You could see what it meant to him.
Havertz might be the biggest gaslighting project in football history, watch him for 90 minutes and you still can’t spot what his fans swear he excels at.
At the end of the day when it all comes down to it, Arteta will pay for deciding to sign Havertz for 65 million.
That signing alone tells you everything you need to know about our struggles these last 3 seasons.
💬 “Coming back. Scoring a goal as a fan. My way.”
Thierry blind-ranks his best moments in an Arsenal shirt 👀
Raising The Bar - streaming now on The Arsenal 📱
Back in the day everyone trusted each other not to play like this. Like gamer honor. Today you have the trans demographic that makes it their entire mission to play like this. This is why gaming sucks these days.