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I can't remember why I walked in this room.

[salmitz @saljmitz]

2022?

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@shannonpawley Hahahaha

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@taticann No. Don’t touch my head.

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@taticann It’s me and @AndyPaden. This isn’t an apology and we expect a reply.

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@cassidenaep You a big nerd and I’m 130% all about it. Love to follow it.

[salmitz @saljmitz]

Is…is this woman me? I do almost every single one of these. Down to the different email address!

[salmitz @saljmitz]

@taticann Like this?

[Pineapple Slice 🍍 @bashful_michael]

Freddie Prinze Jr's Fred walked so Ryan Gosling's Ken could run

[Arrested Development @bluthquotes]

I'm afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands.

[Emily Virgin @EmilyVirginOK]

I refuse to believe nothing can be done, especially when we haven't even tried anything. Even if it doesn't work, isn't it worth trying?

[Kim Mangone’s Spirit @KimMangone]

Retweet if you want to see Beto O’Rourke crush Greg Abbott

[Keith Edwards @keithedwards]

god this is powerful

[Jazmin Cazares @jazlikescheese]

i hope you didn’t feel any pain. i hope you know how loved you are. i’m so sorry i forgot to say good morning today. I love you always and forever baby sister.

[salmitz @saljmitz]

@EmilyVirginOK Then you would’ve loved this “We’re Not Going to Braum’s” moment from last week’s game. The chaotic filming at the end was my AW HELL NO reaction.

[salmitz @saljmitz]

@AndrewGilmanOK Braggart.

[Richard Schiff @Richard_Schiff]

“If you’re gonna do nothing then get out of the way so at least some of us can try.” #oxfordhigh

[salmitz @saljmitz]

@karaleannl Muahahaha

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@procmama This made me giggle aloud.

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@moustratus @alexsteed One of the greatest tweets. Gold star.

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@procmama

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