Sally Nolen

Dental assistant

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@Moe_Butts I guess a lot has changed in 3 years😂😂

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When drunk Sally tried to wall tweak one time

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53 days till our little person fills this room😍💕

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I’ve peed 3 times in the last hour and can only lay on one side where it feels like my child won’t burst through my skin at any given moment🙃🙃🙃

[R @laflavabois]

White girls posting on Instagram “much needed trip” when it’s their third one this summer, they have no job and they’ve been going out 3 times a week all summer

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When your seamstress has to take fabric off another bridesmaid’s dress and add it to the boobs on yours for more coverage 🤣😩 #pregnancyprobs

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This little button nose makes getting fat seem like a good time😍 #growbabygrow

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@briannabrown101 Doesn’t that kill you a little bit inside?😂

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@briannabrown101 It’s a pregnancy thing!! My nose has been running like crazy🙃

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@Ashley_Gee_ YES my boyfriend thinks something’s wrong with me because I can literally take 3 naps in 1 day and not have the energy to get out of bed😂

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No one prepares you for the everyday pregnancy breakdowns you have over the STUPIDEST things🙃

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@tug_boat95 I can’t handle this tweet combined with your avi☠️🤣

[Chantel @ChantelJade17]

The life of a tall girl :
- getting asked if you play basketball
-being called a breeder anytime you meet parents
- getting told you shouldn’t wear heels
-struggling to find dresses & rompers that aren’t way too short
-always being told how tall you are

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@taylorfayelor It’s just a 1 bedroom townhouse but I’ve loved it so much! The only reason why I’m giving it up is because I’m moving in with my boyfriend😩

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@taylorfayelor Corvallis! Right next to Tj Maxx😊

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HMU if you want to move into my super cute 1 bedroom so I don’t have to show it to scary people😂

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Hearing my boyfriend’s truck when he turns onto my street makes my heart so happy😍

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@NBCNews @Jordan__Driver

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@Moe_Butts Literally me😂💃