Sally (She/Her)

Wyd

[Sally (She/Her) @sallygmahon]

Big fan of canned corn tbh

[Kevin Farzad @KevinFarzad]

I know this GameStop stuff is funny, but you have to remember this is hurting real people who own multiple boats

[Sally (She/Her) @sallygmahon]

might fuck around and play video games before we eat the rich #gamestock https://t.co/iQkf9M57u7

[Sally (She/Her) @sallygmahon]

Button down jeans: great for style, terrible for the bathroom.

[Sally (She/Her) @sallygmahon]

Limos are the wiener dogs of cars.

[Sally (She/Her) @sallygmahon]

@mianaome3 What else is marriage for besides that and tax breaks?

[Sally (She/Her) @sallygmahon]

Anyways

[Sally (She/Her) @sallygmahon]

Today I learned that tomato soup is just microwaved pasta sauce. Zap your arrabiatta and live deliciously, friends!

(Read: Someone remind me to grocery shop, please.)

[Sally (She/Her) @sallygmahon]

Mentally I’m here:

[Sally (She/Her) @sallygmahon]

Rear-view masks are like 2020’s way less fun version of 1990’s fuzzy dice

[Flea @flea333]

Learning.