salma

[wendell sandico @wendellsandico]

i’m in a getaway car
i left you in the covid concious lesbian bar

[lex @nhllex]

“1 like isn’t a lot” imagine 1 unmasked person at the lesbian bar in Massachusetts

[Fuckin’ Princess @8WithaTiara]

my favorite fall activity is stepping outside and not being hot and pissed off

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

absolutely LOVE your “quick & easy dinner idea: maple chicken, sweet potato, & sprouts sheet-pan meal” but might i introduce you to my even quicker & easier dinner idea: “buttered toast”

[Maddie Hartley @madelynnhartley]

"grey's anatomy star harry shum jr." that is MIKE CHANG from GLEE #dwts

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

i was born in the right generation i love trying fuck-ass potato chip flavors

[Fanzy 💫 @Ifanyima]

“Don’t piss me off” is my favorite phrase

[✰ @PRINCESSVlCKY]

i dont wanna be an empath anymore
i wanna be a fucking bitch

[Mira🌸🍫 @miradiarrhea]

“You look happier”
Thanks,I’ve not been studying

[Jas✨️ @_MoOn_ChIld_69]

I don’t belong in clubs. I belong on a porch with sweet tea and a thunderstorm.

[(╬≖_≖) @hugetulip]

Every now and then I see discourse about if it’s ethical to pierce babies ears or not. I wish my mom gave me an ear stack tbh like…

[max n' cheez @maxthomm]

Put Dolly on the 20 dollar bill

[KayyKayy @Marie_rossee]

i know paper towels hate to see me in the mf kitchen

[learie @astrogeanie]

"cut off" sounds too polite. that bitch is banished from the realm.

[The Lobster @LikeableLobster]

You’re not going to like where The Lobster will send you.

[💎 @foreeeeeal]

7x3=21 has always been cunt. even as a 3rd grader i could recognize that

[oatmeal influencer @acechhh]

a new bombshell has entered hell

[Muslim @Muslim]

🇪🇬🇵🇸 Egypt coach Hossam Hassan raised the Palestinian flag during the national team’s welcome reception back home in Egypt.

[Mabintou @mabintou]

I’m so Egyptian today. Like more Egyptian than Cleopatra.

[Brian @BrianMcGannon]

If you score down a man you should get the player back like dodgeball