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i just retweet shit that I like. there is literally no reason to follow me.

[🐝 Bee 🐝 @SavinTheBees]

When u donate $5 in bits to ur favorite eGirl in hopes for some coochie

[ᏚᎯᎬᎬᎠ @3l324]

This is about the coolest “how did they get the shot” footage I’ve ever seen. This is Craig O’Brien filming Tom Cruise in the last Mission Impossible

[Progress Bar 2026 @ProgressBar202_]

2019 is 69% complete.

[BeamerBry @beamerbry]

Mf’s always on some stupid shit my boys don’t play 🤞

[🐝 Bee 🐝 @SavinTheBees]

huh?

[clithaver (standard edition) @clithaver]

let’s say, you’ve been a bad girl. let’s say, hypothetically, you’ve been a naughty girl even. ok, and if you were a naughty girl you would also be my dirty little slut right? then hypothetically speaking you would be my little cumslut. now let’s say that you’re also daddy’s girl

[Jess @Jessicaadxx]

So my BOYFRIEND comes home last night absolutely smashed, gets undressed and then just stands there in my room. So I'm like are you coming to bed? And he goes "no thank you, I'm sure you're lovely but I have a girlfriend" and goes to sleep on the floor 😭😭😭

[🐝 Bee 🐝 @SavinTheBees]

Hand sanitizer vs 99% of germs

[Nick Schadegg @nickschadegg]

while most people spent fathers’ day catching up with their family, this freak spent it trying to ruin someone else’s

[Börks @BrooksBarber]

Why did my dad have to go this hard on insta and why am I crying in Nashville rn

[Carter @CurlyMcNulty]

This kid commented this on an Annoying Orange video and the people who make Annoying Orange commented on his video and it’s the most wholesome shit ever

[Jimmy Conrad @JimmyConrad]

This is, without a doubt, the best last-ditch defending that I have ever seen!

What a hero.

https://t.co/hsVegXdkp9

[Perfectly Cut Screams @AAAAAGGHHHH]

https://t.co/GEzLojTPI0