asal 🍯

🇵🇸🪷🦚 ‧₊˚ ☾. ⋅ Alien Superstar • pomegranate princess

[asal 🍯 @salmonell444]

Bitches tweet nd think they’re Socrates

[n @jigglypuffmaybe]

women are so good at being unpaid PR agents of the guys in their life that you'll never know how hideous and venomous that snake is until he's out their life

[PoliticsVideoChannel @politvidchannel]

BREAKING EXCLUSIVE: Democrats are planning to pass a bill called the Alex Pretti Act when they take over Congress in January that will end qualified immunity for ICE agents, allowing them to be sued or jailed for wrongdoing

[LilMoonLambo @LilMoonLambo]

Every data center in America is getting converted into a Somalian daycare tomorrow

[It's politics @uspolitics1111]

The entire Democratic Party owes a massive debt of gratitude to Zohran Mamdani.

Before his rapid rise, the party was largely rudderless, suffering from a loss of direction, momentum, and self-confidence. By drifting away from the working class, the party naturally saw voters walk away in response.

Mamdani single-handedly corrected the course, bringing vital energy, ideological clarity, and an authentic connection back to the very people who had been left behind.

Without his influence, the party’s current standing would look very different.

[asal 🍯 @salmonell444]

Let’s get a big blue bill going STAT!

[Charlie Ledger @CharlieLedgerX]

The I Voted sticker stays on during sex tonight

[asal 🍯 @salmonell444]

@jomtenx @KristenstucknMA @sorennxbt No you

[asal 🍯 @salmonell444]

@jomtenx @KristenstucknMA @sorennxbt The only bullshit I see is you trying to find a reason to justify a violent attack

[asal 🍯 @salmonell444]

We need more hot politicians cuz I do enjoy mixing business with pleasure

[asal 🍯 @salmonell444]

@jomtenx @KristenstucknMA @sorennxbt God you’re slow, maybe read it one more time and you’ll finally comprehend the part that says she ended the relationship months prior to the attack

[pinkmistletoe @pinkmistietoe]

how i feel when i have to do something alone in public

[𝔯𝔢𝔫 ♱ @vampren_]

nosferatu november & werwulf winter is upon us

[asal 🍯 @salmonell444]

@ukedulac Looks like something a pervy man would ask grok to make

[metaphysical lamb @meta_lamb]

if “chances are slim” and “fat chance” both mean the odds are stacked against you, what is the ideal BMI of fate

[asal 🍯 @salmonell444]

@jomtenx @KristenstucknMA @sorennxbt Ohh so pls enlighten me on a word to describe your blatant disregard of the context that she did not cheat on him with that man

[asal 🍯 @salmonell444]

@jomtenx @KristenstucknMA @sorennxbt You’re an illiterate fuck

[sara !! @hollanovrryy]

i keep opening ao3

[…boo @pullmypiercing]

If you have Halloween plans, you are my oppressor and you owe me reparations.

[asal 🍯 @salmonell444]

No Halloween costume, ao3 down, back to back exams, brokest and fattest I been in a minute. Fuck it all