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[IATSE // #IASolidarity @IATSE]

BREAKING: IATSE Members in TV and Film Production Voted to Authorize the first nationwide industry strike in our 128-year history.

98.68% voted yes, and voter turnout among eligible members was nearly 90% #IASolidarity #IATSEVoted

[#PayUpHollywood @PayUpHollywood]

.@PayUpHollywood stands in solidarity with @Local871 and all the other IATSE crafts in their fight. Living wages and reasonable rest should be baseline. No would should be forced to strike so that Studios and employers will agree to the bare minimum. #IASolidarity

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BIG NEWS: I Start My First Staffing Job Just As Soon As I'm Offered One. Can't Say Anything Else Yet!!

More breaking news at:
https://t.co/LKHSshdxzn

#breakingnews #satire #humor #comedy #haha #assistantlife #screenwriting #writing #humblebrag

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Support Staff Strike; TV Shows Now Just Livestream of Showrunner Pitching Story Beats

More breaking news at:
https://t.co/LKHSshdxzn

#breakingnews #satire #humor #comedy #haha #showrunners #assistantlife #strike

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Dude You Met at Mixer Needs to Reschedule Then Ghost You Forever

More breaking news at:
https://t.co/LKHSshdxzn

#breakingnews #satire #humor #comedy #haha #networking #mixer #hollywood

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"DM Me Your Resume!" says Assistant Before Burning off Fingerprints and Moving to Iceland

More breaking news at:
https://t.co/LKHSshdxzn

#breakingnews #satire #humor #comedy #haha #assistantlife #jobhunt #unemployment #wtf #awol

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Hiring Showrunner Accepts Reference from Someone They Don't Know Personally?!?

More breaking news at:
https://t.co/LKHSshdxzn

#breakingnews #satire #humor #comedy #haha #showrunners #assistantlife #unemployment #jobsearch #references #wtf

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Aspiring Writer on Twitter Patiently Explains How Industry Works to Shona Rhimes

More breaking news at:
https://t.co/LKHSshdxzn

#breakingnews #satire #humor #comedy #haha #showrunners #twitter #ELI5 #mansplaining

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Zoom Room Meet-up Reveals Co-EP Was Just NCIS Re-Runs on a Loop

More breaking news at:
https://t.co/LKHSshdxzn

#breakingnews #satire #humor #comedy #haha #screenwriting #tv #writersroom #zoom

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Brief Earthquake Shakes Loose Office Earthquake Experts

More breaking news at:
https://t.co/LKHSshdxzn

#breakingnews #satire #humor #comedy #haha #earthquake #knowitall

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Austin, Texas Provides Healthier, More Stable Life for Quitters

Headline submitted by @RJMorgenstern

More breaking news at:
https://t.co/A7WtLc3JPK

#breakingnews #satire #humor #comedy #haha #assistantlife #hollywood #worklifebalance #austin

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Devastated Showrunner Abandoned by Assistant After Mere Four Years

More breaking news at:
https://t.co/LKHSshdxzn

#breakingnews #satire #humor #comedy #haha #showrunners #assistantlife

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"No Assholes" Policy Taken Literally, Production Saves Big on Catering and Bathroom Breaks

More breaking news at:
https://t.co/LKHSshdxzn

#satire #humor #comedy #haha #hollywood #puns #production #setlife

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Assistant Finally Gets Foot in Door, Loses Toe

More breaking news at:
https://t.co/LKHSshdxzn

#satire #humor #comedy #haha #hollywood #assistantlife #puns

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Showrunner's Mind-blowing Advice to Aspiring Writers: Write!

More breaking news at:
https://t.co/H4KPmmsClt

#satire #humor #comedy #haha #hollywood #breakingnews #showrunning #screenwriting #writing #advice

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https://t.co/5Rx4CHjgLH

#satire #humor #haha #meetings #zoom #workfromhome #techsupport

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Therapy Excluded from WGA Healthcare Plan Due to Pre-Existing Condition 'Being a Writer'

More breaking news at:
https://t.co/H4KPmmsClt

#satire #humor #comedy #haha #hollywood #screenwriting #therapy #mentalhealth

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CRISIS: Employee Boundaries Expected to Cripple Industry Within Months

More breaking news at:
https://t.co/H4KPmmsClt

#satire #humor #comedy #haha #hollywood #worklifebalance #boundaries

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@Variety https://t.co/9HAYxjlaXa

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Ahem...
https://t.co/9HAYxjlaXa

[Variety @Variety]

Ben Stiller and Destry Spielberg Refute Hollywood Nepotism in Twitter Debate With Black List Founder Franklin Leonard https://t.co/uAhefXpfH6