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heaven sent, hell bent 🥀

[𝕭🫶🏼 @salopestupide]

My hormones can’t take this right now though 😂😭😭😭😭

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Know I’m not materialistic in the slightest because my husband sending me the most special message earlier is enough to last me a lifetime

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Flight back from Amsterdam? I just know there was some people on there freaking tf out cos they decided to have one last biffta before the flight back and then this happens 😂

[BIG JET TV @BigJetTVLIVE]

Caught live on our 24/7 Camera BA431 encountered a double tail strike upon landing at Heathrow Airport this morning. What happened here? #aviation #avgeek

[luna @bluntbabyg1rl]

the hottest girl you know smokes weed like a grown man

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The whole labour was a real 24hr eventful ordeal but the mind and body is incredible and I really can hardly remember just how bad it was at points. One of the happiest moments for me and my love to see her come into the world together ❤️

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Still coming to terms with the fact I gave birth at the weekend !!

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I know women give birth all day everyday across the world but it is the most surreal thing to grow a human inside you and then finally see them out in the real world 🥺

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If you’re the type of person to not put down the little divider thing when you’ve finished loading your shopping onto the belt at the till, you’re a massive fucking cunt

[𝕭🫶🏼 @salopestupide]

At one point I was like ‘I’m actually gunna miss being pregnant 🥹’ but now at 41+2 I’m soooo done with it 😂 come on little one, time to come into the real world ❤️

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@RemigrationAir_ @hello323567 @Holestar @anon_opin So all men fucking stink then if having a hairy arsehole is the trait of a man? God I love arguing with retards, makes me realise how incredibly intelligent I really am!

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@RemigrationAir_ @hello323567 @Holestar @anon_opin 😂😂😂 if only washing got rid of hair!! Would save me a fortune on waxes!

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@RemigrationAir_ @hello323567 @Holestar @anon_opin Oooh got you proper rattled 😂. You’re being purposely dense (not surprising from a restorer though). Happily married here to a white British born and bred bloke who is not in possession of a porn-rotted brain like you ☺️

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@RemigrationAir_ @hello323567 @Holestar @anon_opin Didn’t realise we were only talking about British men here?! Also hilarious coming from a restore cunt - isn’t your whole shtick the fact that England IS a third world country these days 🤣🤣

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@RemigrationAir_ @hello323567 @Holestar @anon_opin Men will literally fuck (rape) animals and dead bodies, the majority literally do not give less of a shit about a bit of hair in an arsehole.

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@itsdbtalks It’s not something you get done every couple of weeks like a bog standard wash. But anyone getting this kind of service would NEVER touch their car with a sponge and a single bucket even if they were washing it themselves 😂

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@itsdbtalks As someone who’s paid a proper professional detailer £600 for this sort of service, you clearly have no idea of the work that goes into it - it’s literally returning a car to its factory standard (or better). When I had this done, the guy had my car for 5 days.

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@GavinDa83072875 @itsdbtalks If you knew the work and hours that go into a proper detail that costs £600 you wouldn’t be saying that

[Dr. Riya 🦋🐋 @Riya_MBBS]

You know who actual whores are? Men. Addicted to sex, watching porn, subscribing to onlyfans, raping, sexually assaulting women, animals, kids, anything with a hole. This is what people who are addicted to sex do. This is what men do. Fucking whores.

[𝕭🫶🏼 @salopestupide]

@Angel48051145 @koshitantankohi @spreadsheeticus Thanks for explaining my own username to me 😂 you really got me there 😂😂😂 I wouldn’t expect a retard like you to get the nuance of it!

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@spreadsheeticus @koshitantankohi Yawwwwwn