Jody 🍕🍷

Nerd. Slogger. Wine Snobbish. Ginger. Tennis. Dancer. Cats. TimTam Monster. Ambitious but Rubbish. A she-cat tamed by the purr of a Jaguar. 🕺🏾🕺🏾⚰️🕺🏾🕺🏾

[Jody 🍕🍷 @salsachick]

More like Operation Midnight Limp Dick... Amirite?

[Jody 🍕🍷 @salsachick]

Important safety tips, thanks Egon

[Scottish Banter @1scottishbanter]

Introducing the Scottish-American travel dictionary 🇺🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

We’ve put together this guide to keep the Tartan Army out of trouble in the States.

Read carefully to avoid confusing the locals, deeply offending the country, or being interrogated by Homeland Security over a sandwich.

[Ghost 🐊 @RushBaby1980]

Europeans after experiencing college football stadiums and Waffle House for the first time.

[Jody 🍕🍷 @salsachick]

@clubbing_guy @FanaticsFerrari It could be VERY MESSY. LOL

[Zion @zionszzn]

If police did their jobs, everyone woud trust them. Ain’t no song called Fuck The Fire Department.

[Jody 🍕🍷 @salsachick]

@clubbing_guy @FanaticsFerrari She will try to make it last... Cause he's not problematic. But I think once he gets in the web, he bolts. He is a bit of a clinger tho....

[Jody 🍕🍷 @salsachick]

@clubbing_guy @FanaticsFerrari Oh yeah they've been romping all around LA for a bit now. It'll never last.

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

"Not all jobs are supposed to earn you a living wage" oh for sure, this is my recreational job.

[Jody 🍕🍷 @salsachick]

TIL I learned that the Love on Top video is just a copy of New Edition's If It Isn't Love

[Jody 🍕🍷 @salsachick]

Hot take: The Bay/Bruckheimer era of action movies is the greatest era of action movies ever

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

FBI records obtained through a Judicial Watch lawsuit reveal that a Butler County Sheriff’s deputy exchanged two emails with Trump shooter Thomas Crooks before the July 13, 2024 assassination attempt. The records remain heavily redacted, concealing the nature of the communications. The documents also reveal a SWAT officer recovered a cell phone and a remote device with an antenna from Crooks after he was killed.

[Jody 🍕🍷 @salsachick]

Went and saw #MastersOfTheUniverse and you know what... That was a ton of FUN. It didn't take itself too seriously. I laughed a lot and generally had a great time.

[Mark Slapinski @mark_slapinski]

Smoking crack doesn't make you a bad person.

Hiring prostitutes doesn't make you a bad person.

Drunk texting women doesn't make you a bad person.

Raping defenseless children with Jeffrey Epstein makes you a bad person.

Hope this clears things up.

[Jody 🍕🍷 @salsachick]

You know what needs a proper IMAX re-release?

Waterworld

[davey @jerseyh0mo]

Has a gay person ever knocked on your door to convert you? Because Christians do it all the fucking time you hypocritical dipshit

[scha·den·freu·de  @BlisterPearl]

"Trickle down economics doesn't work, so let's try piñata economics. That's the one where we beat the billionaires until the hoarded wealth falls out."

[✦ 𝓢𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓮 ✦🪐 @upshine3]

If he dies during Pride month, yippie but if he dies on Juneteenth, during Pride... girl. That's God.

[Jennifer Holdsworth @HoldsworthJen]

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but ‘Fortunate Son,’ ‘Born in the USA,’ and ‘Independence Day’ are not patriotic anthems.

[Jody 🍕🍷 @salsachick]

On a conference call from midnight to 3am

[Jody 🍕🍷 @salsachick]

Nothing like getting up for a midnight zoom call 😒