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[elsa @salsie_]

How am I supposed to calculate tax revenue for a hypothetical market when I don't even understand why I exist

[i like food @messedupfoods]

???

[elsa @salsie_]

@miku_kitsu32 worm name twins

[elsa @salsie_]

How did I get on the email list for Kraft Mac n Cheese

[elsa @salsie_]

Glad this is getting shit because I had classmates make me feel crazy when I corrected a umich professor when he referred to frankenmuth as part of detroit. FRANKENMUTH.

[Mallory McMorrow @MalloryMcMorrow]

Kids who survived a school shooting just months ago - who will never, ever be the same - are going through the same hell again tonight.

Fucking hell.

[elsa @salsie_]

When Gabe asked me to watch The Last of Us with him I thought I was signing up for a silly video game zombie show, not heart wrenching tv that would make me cry every episode wtf

[elsa @salsie_]

I asked the sun-maid raisin lady to be my maid of honor ❤️

[elsa @salsie_]

This year will be the same :) just had a tooth extracted for $2200 after using up all my yearly insurance :) it’s Jan 3

[elsa @salsie_]

So cool how half the income I’ve made from my full-time job so far this year has gone to essential dental care, even after insurance “benefits” :) super neat, sensible system!

[elsa @salsie_]

@depthsofwiki Yoo Annie I just got front row seats to see you in ATL in March 🥳🥳 so excited!! Currently bragging to people that I know you and telling them to join me

[elsa @salsie_]

Ever since Elon took over Twitter I constantly get these stupid self help threads recommended on my feed

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@itsmiawoah Dissociating at the car dealership…. Fairly certain I’ve done that before

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@jinosencio12 it’s so icky! Please, corporation, let me get an education without going into monstrous debt! I will do a trick for the crowd!

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@itsmiawoah invite me :o

[elsa @salsie_]

Engagement is just a test to see if you’re responsible enough to not lose a little ring

[elsa @salsie_]

@slurpielizard R u making fun of me

[Grammar Ashkenazi @slurpielizard]

Engabed is an unbelievable pun like how do you even think of that

[elsa @salsie_]

Im obsessed with this

[Segura Esse Hit @seguraessehit]

E a AnnaMaz que ousou na final do canta comigo 2022 e entregou uma performance de "Wuthering Heights" da Kate Bush, que deixou todos os jurados de boca aberta.

[elsa @salsie_]

@cloandfriends Gabe is honored

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Please enjoy this slideshow Gabe’s phone made (sound on)

[elsa @salsie_]

@Taco_City Thank you for validating, I think it’s hilarious