Sally

For me it's all about the music. I wanna breathe that fire again.

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

[Sally @salstown]

@HumansNoContext Noda

[Sally @salstown]

@TheAA_UK any other way to contact you. I’m broken down and been on the phone for nearly 1hr 30mins on hold. App won’t work and tells me to call.

[The Fucking Weather @BollocksWeather]

Merry Christmas and a happy New fuck off. x

[The Dodo @dodo]

This HUGE bear got super stuck…

[Julia Macfarlane @juliamacfarlane]

Where do I see myself in ten years?
- Living in Bali, with my dogs. (credit unknown)

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Things that cause extreme panic:
- Accidentally liking a Tweet
- No milk
- Unknown numbers
- The question "you don't remember me do you?"
- Lift doors shutting as someone approaches
- “Tickets please”
- “It’s 3 for 2 if you want to go get another one”
- Doorbells

[Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama]

11 years ago, I was texting a dude I'd hooked up with a few times as I got ready for thanksgiving back in my hometown. "I forget, what's your town called again?" He asked. I told him. One EIGHT HOUR DRIVE later he appeared at my doorstep.
WHAT A DUMBASS.
Anyway we're married.

[Ali ⚜️ @AliNesr11]

It gets funnier every time

[jamie @gnuman1979]

Dude is very calm.

[Meriel @MerielMyers]

When you’re over 40 and the film starts..

[Dick King-Smith HQ @DickKingSmith]

Pleasing bird noises of the day.

[soviet soldiers dancing @communistbops]

mr brightside - the killers

[mal🐁 @smaacitrus]

middle europeans: wow the sun sets early in the winter..... weird how it can be dark outside at 6pm
the scandinavians in the replies:

[Sofía Villalpando @sofiabiologista]

Goals: Playing fetch with a beluga whale

[Universal Curiosity @UniverCurious]

Mushroom time lapse