salt mac

My spirit animal is a raccoon. Properly pronounced: rah-KUHN

[salt mac @salt_mac]

Me: i think I’m gonna be more active on Twitter. (Reads a bunch of crap on Twitter). Me: Nevermind.

[salt mac @salt_mac]

@annie_dow dis u?!

[David Wade @davidwade]

There’s a woman outside Star Market who REALLY likes snow.

[salt mac @salt_mac]

@DemetriRavanos Sweetness Follows, and anything off Document

[salt mac @salt_mac]

@annie_dow Nope.

[salt mac @salt_mac]

An unfortunate by-product of being a dude in the 90's.

[Katie Thompson @KThompson_WCVB]

umm what even IS this

[salt mac @salt_mac]

I’m very excited for the season premiere of US Fish & Wildlife: Baltimore

[Demetri Ravanos @DemetriRavanos]

Does CBS have a show named after every government agency?

[salt mac @salt_mac]

If anything it showed how undeserving #UNC was of that Number 10 ranking.

[Demetri Ravanos @DemetriRavanos]

I've always found the post-week 1 AP poll the most ridiculous. Ole Miss and VT as top 20 teams is absolutely absurd.

[salt mac @salt_mac]

@DemetriRavanos I feel like we have this years Ravanos Christmas card pic…your family be damned.

[salt mac @salt_mac]

Every logo needs more bison.

[Demetri Ravanos @DemetriRavanos]

Hey @ussoccer your shield blows. Let’s redesign it using the national parks logo as inspiration.

[salt mac @salt_mac]

HOW DARE YOU!!!

[Demetri Ravanos @DemetriRavanos]

Hey every young dude in sports media, you know you're allowed to wear something other than a pink button up shirt and a black sports coat in press photos, right?

[salt mac @salt_mac]

@DemetriRavanos Dust off Danny Glover for Angels in the Outfield 2: birth of the Guardians

[salt mac @salt_mac]

@antoinetteA We may have to rethink our friendship

[salt mac @salt_mac]

@annie_dow It’s days like today, I bet you’re glad I’m NOT sitting next to you anymore, huh?!

[salt mac @salt_mac]

@HellOnHeelsGirl Everyday from 2012 thru 2018

[salt mac @salt_mac]

Or the most cognito meth dealers.

[Robin @radioladiorobin]

The coolest neighbors ever?

[salt mac @salt_mac]

@annie_dow I’d also be good at slamming doors in your face.

[salt mac @salt_mac]

Big fan.

[A.DOW ‼️ @annie_dow]

The IRS has hung up on me three times already today 😇😇😇😇😇😇😇

[salt mac @salt_mac]

Those pants are way to long.

[salt mac @salt_mac]

Looking to get 3 contestants for “You’re full of shit, Salt” at 9:45am today. It’s the #onlygameyoucanswearontheair ! Call 860-247-9696 or dm me your info

[salt mac @salt_mac]

Don’t you as @yankees fan, say that to @RedSox fans all the time?

[Demetri Ravanos @DemetriRavanos]

I have a nominee for awful sports guy hall of fame: all-time record guy. The guy that sees fans of another team celebrating a win over his team and will say “you’re still 2-6 against us all time” like that is an insult or even makes a difference in what just happened.

[salt mac @salt_mac]

@ZStoneAtHome CP was the same with LOVER! She jumped into her teenage years way early!! #feelyabro