jonbean

a rude dude with a crude 'tude

[jonbean @saltedsoybean]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 12 years, since 23 Dec 2011 (via @twi_age).

[OSU Rhythm Games Club @OSURGC]

osu!standard vs Beat Saber

[jonbean @saltedsoybean]

@xootynator T^T it hurts

[jonbean @saltedsoybean]

Me and mr. Ben when the firm I'm interviewing with tells me that they haven't increased their partners' standard rates for six years

[Ken Jennings @KenJennings]

If Better Call Saul is really set in 2004, how come no one is ever talking about Homestar Runner?

[jonbean @saltedsoybean]

@sarahlugor Forced me into a green card marriage to get himself out of bankruptcy 😂😂

[jonbean @saltedsoybean]

@sarahlugor Hit me in the face with a chair and I had to go to the er to get 8 stitches 🥰🥰

[jonbean @saltedsoybean]

Me: working in legal is so rewarding
Also me: stay away from big law if you value an identity outside of work

[jonbean @saltedsoybean]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 10 years, since 23 Dec 2011 (via @twi_age).

[jonbean @saltedsoybean]

@DrewHafling P

[Chris (Simpsons artist) @getbentsaggy]

today is the day we celebrate the easter bunnies bringing jesus back to life by feeding him their freshly laid eggs xox

[Mark Phillips @SupremeDreams_1]

How March madness games be in the last few seconds 😂💀🏀

[jonbean @saltedsoybean]

*baby cries in meeting*
Kevin "sorry guys that's one of our partners"

[Bob Mackey @bobservo]

unfortunately Pikachu is purposely scheduled for 39.5 hours a week so he doesn't qualify for the health plan