Salticus

ukulele diva, music lover, whovian, crafting queen, unapologetic nerd, feminist. ALL KINDS of AWESOME.

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@drmelpenner We’re actually friends so it’s ok, he was just reminding me he was single now. But 12 year old us would have died.

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@drmelpenner my dear old friend. I logged back onto Twitter, just to tell you, Walter the polka king, hit on me today in a delightful old man way. And I knew you were the friend who would love that the most.

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@already_eaten Of course ❤️

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@already_eaten @Katibug4 @neilhimself @geeoharee Oopf, yeah I am a Chord uku’er. But I did find https://t.co/fPVrFgxmKb this is the tabs for the first part. Hope that helps.

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@already_eaten @Katibug4 @neilhimself @geeoharee To good omens? Maybe. I’ll see what I can do.

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@jaketapper @DailyCaller @AndrewGillum @Bakari_Sellers Oh Jake, it’s sweet that you think they care about Facts.

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@JhonenV The best part of this is the lack of context.

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@the_moviebob @VICE I'm sorry but what the crap @vice! Just because it's directed towards a fictional character doesn't mean some REAL person isn't having to read it every time this guy sticks his head up his ass to tweet! Framing it as a free speech issue is gross.

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@peasandkaris @redditships

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@already_eaten He’s so creepy now that I’m an adult. Like every visiting women gets “the Riker eyes”. Dude be professional.

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@TweetneyMoore

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@laney_tom It’s sheets. It’s a sailing reference.

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Stopped by my local convenience store. There weren't any people there jonesing for beer, which is surprising cuz @fordnation @OntarioPCParty is wasting $1 billion to get beer in corner stores but won't help #autism families w/ needed funding #AutismDoesntEndAtFORD #FundingNotBeer

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@LukeHurley15 @Kotaku Who the hell wants a hard cunt? What a stupid attempt at an insult.

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@Niagara_411 PST.. Sitel.

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To the dude trying out every cymbal in he store: I’m sure you’re a lovely person but right now I want to tear your arms off and beat you with them. Thanks. PS out of the context of a kit EVERY cymbal sounds the same.

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All of you chirping this.... Find Toronto on a Map. Hell name the Provence it's in, can't do it? Yeah that's what I thought.

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@camphalfblood mine used to come home with apple and banana stickers from her neighborhood adventures.

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@already_eaten I'm so excited for you Pippy, I've been loving the pictures. You look HAPPY!! and that's all I want in the world for you.

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The most jarring sound in a musical instrument store is someone randomly and non-rhythmically banging their keys. Everything else is expected and musical, it might not be pleasant, but it's expected.