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@ranichi17 @samcentric or those 'kink me' on livejournal where someone would prompt "blorbo1 reaction to blorbo2 in a red dress :)" and someone anonymous would deliver 10k of a kidnapping stokholm situation.

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@1salander Sim, mas nesse cenário hipotético de "5x2 é o demonio e vai ser todo mundo demitido" eu imagino que esses caras sonham que os totens serão a unica opção, e se fossem eu ia viver de fruta da feira por esses negócios só são práticos pra menos que 6 items, 10 é demais já kkkkkk

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@likeagrenad3 @1salander Um por um na velocidade perfeita pra uma senhora idosa com reumatismo. Eu uso esse negócio quando eu compro pão e mais nada, pra evitar sentir ódio kkkkkkk

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@1salander e precisa chamar o fiscal pra liberar com senha, mas sempre vai ter outras 42 pessoas com o mesmo problema

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@1salander Se eu tivesse que fazer compra do mês nisso eu ia embora, a cada produto vc tem que esperar ela tocar a frase inteira "aproxime o código de barras do produto no scanner e coloque o produto ao lado, ou se preferir... etc" e se vc tentar passar algo enquanto ela fala o totem trava

[monika full stop @leszy_]

@enya_farina @janhopi That’s because it’s a considerably worse rewrite of the actual quote from the book

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@arde_alba I'm cut between my disgust for "fanfic flavored slop books" and thinking that those are kinda just the Harlequin of our time, because if you change "big tiddy grumpy/petite fierce sunshine" for "big tiddy highlander/fierce office worker" it paints an image, you know?

[◽Ro ロミイ ◾ @xo_romiiarts]

bounce.... bounce...
#satosugu #五夏

[ScuttleBlu 🧜‍♀️ @BluishAquar]

Fck posted a wrong file😭 btw come get your dinner #lex

[ila @kgymlla]

jiang yan really hunts the whole game basically, you open your weapon and you'll see jiang yan's name, you open the mystical skills you'll see jiang yan's name again, you open the introduction to the sects and there he is, the jiang wulang himself

[mariana @ubergojo]

gojo nuts inside geto and then asks to be cradled in geto's strong arms

[✨Djune✨ @Djuney9]

#五夏 #SuguruGeto

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@Angelsaasj 26 anos de namoro santo pra que Gojo e Satoro pudessem pecar em paz

[emy @crowsmurders]

superman & his evil husband #clex

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@SiriusQ8 @cheggsart @Wildaclarkes @jamie_rennie @robrousseau I hope the crabs win, the roaches don't deserve anything

[teddy ౨ৎ @pcherspride]

can i speak. i hate this trend of obviously-fanfic pairings in traditional publishing. idc what fic it is. tacky and lazy

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@gardenyoyok @zigiestardustt @pcherspride They have a pair of those heart shaped pink sunglasses and wear it in their soul when speaking of steve/bucky

[⋆. ⚢˚ callista . 𑁤 @misslavenza]

the found family trope was good until you guys implemented nuclear familial dynamic

[umikochannart 🧼💀 @umikochannart]

Some Spideypool ✨ (1/2)

[sss @sietesita]

amo a naruto celoso no me importa que tan tóxico se ponga dame más naruto celoso territorial loco por sasuke y sasuke disfrutandolo porque es un freak