Jolly Green Giant

[Jolly Green Giant @saltywavez]

@BobLonsberry Next time stop by and chat. You'll be shocked to find lots of independents and even some Republicans in the mix. We don't bite and we'd be happy to talk to you about the state of the world.

[Jolly Green Giant @saltywavez]

At my kid's school, when you move up a reading level you get a token for the book vending machine! Excuse me, but is this not the coolest thing you've ever seen?! I asked and this happened/s because of a super cool librarian, the PTA, and scholastic book fairs ❤️

[Jolly Green Giant @saltywavez]

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[Jolly Green Giant @saltywavez]

I took the day off from work today because the *tit shingles* are getting the better of me... Expect some real bangers from me here today

[Jolly Green Giant @saltywavez]

What is it about behind the scenes stuff that is just SO fascinating to me? Is it the autism?

[Rachel Bitecofer 🗽🦆 @RachelBitecofer]

I just think it’s (sad) funny that so many very smart people seem to think the law is going to hold back Donald Trump.

[Jolly Green Giant @saltywavez]

@StarryBrand Very Republican coded

[Americans For Tax Fairness @4TaxFairness]

The cost of eggs is higher because Kroger, Costco, Albertsons, Target, and Walmart raised prices.

These five corporations have reported over $29 billion in profits.

Trump wants to give them a $1.7 billion yearly tax break.

Yes, really.

[Meg @_nomadic_soul]

Maybe if Boomers and elder Gen X had focused on voting for policies that benefitted their children rather than themselves, they could have had grandchildren. They pulled up the ladder behind them and expected us to keep climbing.

[Jolly Green Giant @saltywavez]

Omg trolls 2 is just fucking critical race theory explained through music and animation. I fucking love it.

[Adam Singer @AdamSinger]

"how could this have happened," we cried from our vacation home while our kids were barely affording groceries

[Jolly Green Giant @saltywavez]

@emilykmay Your nana also likely sent all 9 kids outside to play unsupervised, locked the door, popped some pills, and cleaned in peace

[Jolly Green Giant @saltywavez]

Y'all motherfuckers got me so stressed out electing Trump that I've got fucking shingles on my titty.

[Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley]

For anyone who is unclear:

[Jolly Green Giant @saltywavez]

@taylorisdownbad It's so they can't get up skirt photos.... Because being a woman is fucking garbage

[Jolly Green Giant @saltywavez]

@JerasIkehorn When I tried to tell my maga family they told me trump didn't endorse project 2025 so I was wasting my time reading it 🙃

[Jolly Green Giant @saltywavez]

The cannibalism part of jesus-based religions is really starting to give me the ick

[Bill Madden @maddenifico]

It was a coup by the billionaires. The fact that so many Americans didn't realize they were being scammed by oligarchs is a testament to the collective stupidity of our country. 😳👇