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@UndaKuva_ He's outta food to sell, find him 10 moldy hotdog buns and he'll maybe think about giving you a free soda

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@BrokenBunnys FilFthy

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@CrunchyPickleVT Tim Hortons used to be Goated, but now the menu is bloated.
The quality dropped
The service has flopped
It's more disappointing than this limerick

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@VityaNova69 Iced capp and a 10-packa timbits, no birthday cake please.

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@HamiHime_ You know, that chair looks like its seen better days, how about you come sit on my lap instead

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@adabear_bones get jiggled

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@ActuallyGojo @Shigloo I have soft hands and want to feel sexy, guess I'll become an electrician

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@BrokenBunnys I am bot and I demand your bot(toms)

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@BrokenBunnys Maybe if you asked nicely, the erections would be hard on you

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@BrokenBunnys We're a bunch of terminally online gooners, we're just saying: A.) what we think you want to hear. B.) what feels good to say. And/or C.) what we think gives us the best chance at seeing more.

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@RoxyLover_245 2: This is the best spot to avoid social contact. Both seats are taken by smaller and distracted people, there would be minimal talking.
1: See 6/5, avoid at all costs.

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@RoxyLover_245 Okay, lets break it down.
6: Making eyes at each other, don't get between them.
5: Same as before, plus those wings need space.
4: Safe choice but there's a better option
3: The pink one is clearly clueless to personal space and the yellow one has a big tail needing more room.

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@MilkteaMomoko I'm already in bed, can I do them here?

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@heyarnoldshots Flamingosis: Football head

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@Jhip1607 This one is unexpected but stick with me. 4 is bad cause that is a child and will be loud the whole time. 5 sucks cause that guy is here to hit on the staff. The secret answer is 7. The woman will ignore you, and the tiny frog will result in extra space. Social crisis averted.

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@oldtoons_ The way he talks is like Shakespeare as read by Rodney Dangerfield.

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@FudgeCompactor The answer is 2. The passenger beside 1 clearly needs additional space for their weapon, every other option is in between two people.
2 provides the leg room of the aisle, as well as the nearby passenger appears to be shy/reserved and would not likely engage in conversation.

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@K_Bloodstein This one's tricky, you may be inclined to take 8/9 cause he could move, but the antlers need space. 2 is bad because the vacuum of space is cold and would possibly take YOUR oxygen. The answer is 1, he is even considerate enough to bind his mouth to prevent unwanted conversation.

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@theycallhimcake I've played this game before, you won't fool me. It's 6 for window seat (or 8 if you prefer aisle)
Same rules as urinals.